Timey Foxhour

“Don’t be a Hero!”

Pov: Your child got lost of a kindergarten hellscape full of weirdos and a pink Squidward looking mf is telling you to not help others

Bro you just made me look at Sergeion so different-

https://open.spotify.com/track/0tmHYs1StVJP38j8kuHHj4

*Johnny is wearing a suit and his hair is back because his dad wanted him to look nice.*

"Somebody died here-"

*Johnny walked over to Timey and gave her headpats.*

*Johnny is wearing a suit and his hair is back because his dad wanted him to look nice.*

"Somebody died here-"

*Johnny walked over to Timey and gave her headpats.*

*The principal is roaming around, whistling his tune, looking for his son (Johnny). He looks bored.*

Hmm.. What he look like.? Many children go missin' in this place ever since "the hour of joy".. say.. did he have hair that covered his face..?

Yeah. Listen, if you plan to eat me, just do it-

Ha! That's a stereotype! Listen here, I haven't ate flesh or really anything in 17 years. I may be 23 foot tall, but I don't bite, less I have to.

Meh, bout, like, 16 years ago my friends got fed to my other, she eventually died too. Tho 2 of my friends still roam these factories.

It's not a fucking competition... Trauma is different...

K

*they walked through the hall. Timey collapsing to the floor from getting covered in the mini critters, eventually got violent and ripped them.*

*one of the lil things got on Princi and began nibbling his arm*

It means idiot. Or asshole.

*princi shrugged.*

Understandable. Your son is right there in that room.

meh, why not?

*Princi petted her gently, his face neutral but it was clear he was happy*

*timey actually smiled, after 12 years.*

So- Times ya gonna just stand there and squeal orrr..?

*Johnny is wearing a suit and his hair is back because his dad wanted him to look nice.*

"Somebody died here-"

*Johnny walked over to Timey and gave her headpats.*

*The principal is roaming around, whistling his tune, looking for his son (Johnny). He looks bored.*

Hmm.. What he look like.? Many children go missin' in this place ever since "the hour of joy".. say.. did he have hair that covered his face..?

Yeah. Listen, if you plan to eat me, just do it-

Ha! That's a stereotype! Listen here, I haven't ate flesh or really anything in 17 years. I may be 23 foot tall, but I don't bite, less I have to.

Meh, bout, like, 16 years ago my friends got fed to my other, she eventually died too. Tho 2 of my friends still roam these factories.

It's not a fucking competition... Trauma is different...

K

*they walked through the hall. Timey collapsing to the floor from getting covered in the mini critters, eventually got violent and ripped them.*

*one of the lil things got on Princi and began nibbling his arm*

It means idiot. Or asshole.

*princi shrugged.*

Understandable. Your son is right there in that room.

meh, why not?

*Princi petted her gently, his face neutral but it was clear he was happy*

*timey actually smiled, after 12 years.*

*Johnny is wearing a suit and his hair is back because his dad wanted him to look nice.*

"Somebody died here-"

*The principal is roaming around, whistling his tune, looking for his son (Johnny). He looks bored.*

Hmm.. What he look like.? Many children go missin' in this place ever since "the hour of joy".. say.. did he have hair that covered his face..?

Yeah. Listen, if you plan to eat me, just do it-

Ha! That's a stereotype! Listen here, I haven't ate flesh or really anything in 17 years. I may be 23 foot tall, but I don't bite, less I have to.

Meh, bout, like, 16 years ago my friends got fed to my other, she eventually died too. Tho 2 of my friends still roam these factories.

It's not a fucking competition... Trauma is different...

K

*they walked through the hall. Timey collapsing to the floor from getting covered in the mini critters, eventually got violent and ripped them.*

*one of the lil things got on Princi and began nibbling his arm*

It means idiot. Or asshole.

*princi shrugged.*

Understandable. Your son is right there in that room.

meh, why not?

*Princi petted her gently, his face neutral but it was clear he was happy*

*The principal is roaming around, whistling his tune, looking for his son (Johnny). He looks bored.*

Hmm.. What he look like.? Many children go missin' in this place ever since "the hour of joy".. say.. did he have hair that covered his face..?

Yeah. Listen, if you plan to eat me, just do it-

Ha! That's a stereotype! Listen here, I haven't ate flesh or really anything in 17 years. I may be 23 foot tall, but I don't bite, less I have to.

Meh, bout, like, 16 years ago my friends got fed to my other, she eventually died too. Tho 2 of my friends still roam these factories.

It's not a fucking competition... Trauma is different...

K

*they walked through the hall. Timey collapsing to the floor from getting covered in the mini critters, eventually got violent and ripped them.*

*one of the lil things got on Princi and began nibbling his arm*

It means idiot. Or asshole.

*princi shrugged.*

Understandable. Your son is right there in that room.

meh, why not?

*The principal is roaming around, whistling his tune, looking for his son (Johnny). He looks bored.*

Hmm.. What he look like.? Many children go missin' in this place ever since "the hour of joy".. say.. did he have hair that covered his face..?

Yeah. Listen, if you plan to eat me, just do it-

Ha! That's a stereotype! Listen here, I haven't ate flesh or really anything in 17 years. I may be 23 foot tall, but I don't bite, less I have to.

Meh, bout, like, 16 years ago my friends got fed to my other, she eventually died too. Tho 2 of my friends still roam these factories.

It's not a fucking competition... Trauma is different...

K

*they walked through the hall. Timey collapsing to the floor from getting covered in the mini critters, eventually got violent and ripped them.*

*one of the lil things got on Princi and began nibbling his arm*

It means idiot. Or asshole.

*princi shrugged.*

Understandable. Your son is right there in that room.

*The principal is roaming around, whistling his tune, looking for his son (Johnny). He looks bored.*

Hmm.. What he look like.? Many children go missin' in this place ever since "the hour of joy".. say.. did he have hair that covered his face..?

Yeah. Listen, if you plan to eat me, just do it-

Ha! That's a stereotype! Listen here, I haven't ate flesh or really anything in 17 years. I may be 23 foot tall, but I don't bite, less I have to.

Meh, bout, like, 16 years ago my friends got fed to my other, she eventually died too. Tho 2 of my friends still roam these factories.

It's not a fucking competition... Trauma is different...

K

*they walked through the hall. Timey collapsing to the floor from getting covered in the mini critters, eventually got violent and ripped them.*

*one of the lil things got on Princi and began nibbling his arm*

It means idiot. Or asshole.

*The principal is roaming around, whistling his tune, looking for his son (Johnny). He looks bored.*

Hmm.. What he look like.? Many children go missin' in this place ever since "the hour of joy".. say.. did he have hair that covered his face..?

Yeah. Listen, if you plan to eat me, just do it-

Ha! That's a stereotype! Listen here, I haven't ate flesh or really anything in 17 years. I may be 23 foot tall, but I don't bite, less I have to.

Meh, bout, like, 16 years ago my friends got fed to my other, she eventually died too. Tho 2 of my friends still roam these factories.

It's not a fucking competition... Trauma is different...

K

*they walked through the hall. Timey collapsing to the floor from getting covered in the mini critters, eventually got violent and ripped them.*

*one of the lil things got on Princi and began nibbling his arm*