examples of weird nba stories you can tell to impress your friends
evan turner’s lamborghini running out of gas on the freeway while he was trying to impress a girl
any theory involving the infamous indiana pacers collapse of 2014
lance stephenson punching evan turner must be mentioned
kobe’s strange bike rides into the desert at 2am
kobe and nick young both giving themselves nicknames that people actually call them
nick young’s “no tats on the right arm strictly for buckets” tweet
nick young getting a tattoo on his right arm
blake griffin and matt leinart having the same baby mama
anything involving the deandre jordan fiasco of summer 2015
anything involving larry bird
one of my favorites: him winning the three-point shooting contest at the 1988 all-star game without even taking his warmups off
rajon rondo breaking his hand in 2014 and blaming it on slipping in the shower when he was spotted at a trampoline park on the same day
chandler parsons’s modeling career
larry sanders buying the greek freak a pair of gucci shoes
anything involving the greek freak’s tweets from his first year in the nba
must mention his love of smoothies
bonus:
metta world peace following me on twitter because i made fun of evan turner

















