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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

pluto-officially

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

communist-mannyfesto

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

?????

enigma-system03

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

legionoftuna

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

wrong.

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Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

queer-here-and-in-fear

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

queer-here-and-in-fear

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

queer-here-and-in-fear

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

neenarchive

prison is fucked up regardless but the fact that you can do a prison sentence for copyright infringement is especially insane to me. you deserve to lose your autonomy because we might have potentially made money from that thing. i imagined you did a crime against me so now one day you'll have to hear your son ask his mother who you are.

neenarchive

'piracy is stealing' sorry if you think selling squid games on dvd or whatever is the same as breaking into grandma's house and clobbering her for her piggy bank then you're never washing out the taste of shoe polish from your mouth i fear

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yippee!!!!

wahooo!!!

I think if you call someone picky for being straight or gay you need a hammer bashed into your head. Lol.

These are just some of the tags on gaud's post. I think some of yall need to be clocked in your thick skull because how do you not register you're just being homophobic. But if a gay person said this about a bisexual person they'd be tarred and feathered (rightfully so).

This is homophobia. There is no other way to view this. And yall want me to be in a COMMUNITY??? With you guys????

matter-for-mass

wow hey op you really were not even cherrypicking. this is legitimately disgusting

about as upsetting is the number of gay people in the tags saying “i try to be bisexual but just can’t” “i experiment sometimes because i feel like i should try” “unfortunately i’m not bi, i wish i was”. like holy shit what the fuck have we been doing. how badly have we lost the plot that gay people are back to (not to imply it entirely ended) wishing to be attracted to the opposite sex and feeling like shit about themselves over it?

anyway. if you find yourself thinking that a gay person should just *try* to be attracted to the opposite sex or just stop being picky and *experiment* with someone they’re not into, i have many recommendations for you that tumblr TOS prevent me from sharing

It's so funny because if I tell these people the the way I figured out I was a lesbian they'd have a conniption. One of my mutual friends (who also happened to be one of the hottest guys at the college I went to) was rumored to have a crush on me. When my buddy told me that...I couldn't muster up ANY feelings for him. But then I thought about if he were a girl, and it all clicked into place.

And like, this guy was objectively amazing. He was kind, extremely smart, loved his hobbies, made me laugh, friends with my friends. Green flags all around. I still wasn't attracted to him because that's not how attraction works!

I think it's amazing when bi people are proud of their sexuality. I think it's great that people express that type of fluidity. It's not great when they're putting down gay people and making them out to be just as backwards and archaic as straight people. Telling gay people it's actually more freeing and progressive to be attracted to all genders is...not it. It will never be it.

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How I imagine their relationship to be like

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m4dumy

Mad Mew Mews,,,

v1v4rt1

Bf so cute you must squish

sonikkuu

Shadamy for the last day of the year !!