dogstar ✰

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

you're telling me i have one task, minimal oversight, no time pressure, and every time i complete my goal I get to take a break while walking back down the mountain, during which time I am free to be myself and enjoy the pleasure of my own company in brief respite from my labor? Damn, i could imagine myself happy...

i love how most mattfoggy fights basically boil down to foggy saying “hey i care about you and want you to be safe and happy” and matt going “foggy the city NEEDS me to kill myself”

Yeah you stupid white boy wear those booty shorts and inject 80mg of test on a Wednesday afternoon and then drink Coke Zero

Is a cherry pepsi zero a suitable alternative? Or does it HAVE to be coke zero...?

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

every time I hear oh lord by foxy shazam it awakens something in me like a flame and I get an itch to rewatch Peacemaker so bad

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of