remember to {breathe}

“For Godric’s sake I hope not. I’d rather be a sinner.”

“Because my brother decided to write his old professor and tell him that I would love to go. I swear, Mason is getting a burning bag of dog shit for Christmas.”

Glenda pretended to wake up from a deep sleep, then looked over at Dorcas, “what’s that Doe?? I fell asleep because this arse was DRONING on about fucking god knows what. Why do men always think we want to listen to them?? News flash: we don’t.”

“Oh, it was. I was contemplating stabbing myself with a quill just to get out of it.”

“That sounds...terribly boring.”