every day is a good day

Oh… no no no

Cat defends her puppy friend. [video]

“Fuck you” well if you insist.

“my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future” if you insist

i was driving and was in the left lane waiting for the light to turn green and i’m not exaggerating when i say the person behind me honked the second the light turned green…and i’m like….im not in the mood…….so i put my brake on and let them honk and honk until the light turned red again. it took like 5min for it to turn green and the person honked for 2min of it then stopped.   when it turned green again they were silent and i was like :) that’s what i thought. time isn’t real and i have no problem wasting someone else’s

Cat person right there. 

Look at that tiny rectangle.

thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seen

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

He looks like Benadryl cucumber patch