Gone so long

i was thinking about how you see all that stuff about how sitting down all day is slowly killing us, and they act like standing desks are the second coming. meanwhile, i just got ganglion #2 in my toes due to breakdown of joint tissue, my arches are collapsed, and my ankles hurt constantly from standing for 9-10 hours a day. they’ll always scapegoat something but at the end of the day anything that capitalism mandates that we do for 8 hours a day 5 days a week is going to kill us eventually.

Let’s just move to space and float for 8 hours a day doing space-clerical work

Gillian Anderson as Morticia Addams. Photographed by Mark Seliger for US magazine (1997).

Things I didn’t know I needed.

Yes Please

I can’t find that ms paint picture of the guy offering a sandwich to a giraffe(???) and it’s bugging me SO MUCH bc I didn’t like it first time around when it kept popping up in my dash but now every time a team member revives me in multiplayer I say aloud “i owe you my life” and cackle to myself alone in my house and I guess it would ease the loneliness, maybe

That’s watermelon, Anne. Why would a giraffe eat a sandwich? I can’t believe you

OH MY GOD

AWW, this really is the cutest thing ever <3

Oh man )):