Dr. Pleasure at your service, baby!

“Nekopara? I get the ‘neko’ part, but what is it, exactly?”

“Nope, it’s black, baby. Chemical equation gone wrong altered my DNA, and now it grows pink.”

“And they purr in my ear when I rub them just right---well, let’s just say it really drives me wild! Cat girls are cute! Especially when they’re hot women with cat-like features. It’s actually really hard to describe just why I love them so, but I know I do, and I can’t help it!”

“Erin!”  The doctor practically exclaimed. Immediately, his smooth persona returned and Dick grinned.  “And how’s my wildflower been all this time?”

“If this site thinks they can keep the doctor away from porn, they’ve got another thing comin’!”

    “Y’don’t say!? Sounds like my kinda thing!”

// to be perfectly honest, when i made this blog years ago… i hadn’t originally planned for it to stick around. as such, i never wrote any rules. but if you’re dead certain on reading my rules, i can direct you to another blog that i’m more active on. check these rules out.

    “PreCISEly!”

    “Don’t get too used to it, I’m a busy man. I happened to be over in France, takin’ care of a practice I opened in Paris. It was the grand opening, and I needed to do some hiring.”

Psychic: what the fuck