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time smells bad.

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down

As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb

this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method

Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning

im cured! (is salted and dried with seasonings) 

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

Mr. Beast's face is so fucking punchable

I dated a guy in the Bay Area who looked exactly like him and I can never Unsee it.

i think the real solution here is i should just make more posts about being bisexual myself actually

We all know you’re just the gayest

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

i mean this, after spending so long getting my entertainment online, theres something incredibly tranquil about shutting it all out for a while to do something in meatspace for myself

somebody called ben shapiro a bozo to his face. great fucking day

actually their exact words were “you sound like a bozo, bro. and you get no pussy, and you can’t even make your wife wet, bro, so what’s good” GREAT great day

Hey this was at my school!!! Quentin is a double major in Math and Physics, and he won a scholarship to fully fund his PhD! I don’t know him personally but his IG is @ quentinhmerritt He’s been receiving a lot hate because of this, every day he posts screenshots of horribly racist Ben Shapiro supporters in his DMs. A few days ago he posted a video saying he decided to heckle him because someone in the crowd literally said “I hate minorities” before the event. He posted a video on Instagram explaining himself and the situation of that night.

My beloved is such a good artist. <3