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Once again we go After Hours to find out why streaming TV customers are finding their ordinary lives turned into TV dramas. There’s drama in the meth lab for Dr Smith, Will and the Robot in this week’s episode of ‘Lost and Spaced’ as an experiment gets out of hand, while The-Man-in-the-Pub wades into the ‘Paul is Dead’ debate and uncovers a bizarre tale of amnesia, stolen identities and market stalls. Psychic FM’s agony uncle looks into a case of ‘Naked Possession’ and we get a preview of WNKR’s new classic comedy. Finally, the ‘Battering of Britain’ is spotlighted in an investigation of a violent new trend sweeping the country: fish battery. Do fresh fish sales need to be restricted as gangs armed with fish bring terror to Britain’s streets?

Back in the world of After Hours, can Dan guess who the real celebrity sinner is in 'It's a Sin!'? We get a preview of the new, non-woke, 'Doctor Who', while The-Man-in-the-Pub ponders the existence of an entirely unknown (to the public) regeneration of The Doctor. 'Consumer Eye', meanwhile, investigates a dodgy 'On the Day' hearse hire app, with explosive consequences, while the 'Downey Bit Spaceman', who terrorised the female inhabitants of a small village, is exposed, before we go behind the scenes at a tabloid newspaper.

Welcome back to the world of ‘After Hours’. In our latest journey through the dark hours, we ask whether a pair of brown flannel trousers can be possessed by evil, as ‘The Man in the Pub’ recalls his cousin’s traumatic experiences with some haunted trousers. Elsewhere, ordinary people ruminate over their amourous celebrity encounters, WNKR News goes ‘Behind the Headlines’ to find out what is really going on in Kash Patel’s bathroom and we go on duty with the ‘Dog Dirt Detectives’, keeping the streets of LA safe and clean. Plus, we hear how one man spent seven years in a gorilla suit in a Sunbury Zoo.

Written and produced by Doc Sleaze

The Pete Hegseth Story, Episode 241, 'A Crisis of Confidence'

Written and Produced by Doc Sleaze

Something I recorded recently.

(Yes, the image is AI generated, but that isn't the point, so if you just want to whine about 'AI slop', fine, but do it somewhere else. 'The Adventures of John Lennon' was just a jokey idea I had that I wasn't going to pay someone with more artistic skill than me to realise, so I used AI. It's just a joke, that's all. Happy New Year).

Time to slip on those ear goggles once more and tune in to this compendium of seasonal sleaze, culled from the archives of The Sleaze. Not only do we have excerpts from Luigi Spagnotti's seminal shockumentary 'Mondo Christmas', but we also have some specially recorded seasonal messages from the stars, while controversial director Henry Jagoff discuses his festive-themed new release: 'Black Santa'. Also on offer is a strange reminiscence about a bizarre Christmas tradition and a dramatic performance of  'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen' from Vincent Price and Peter Lorre.   So, get those ear goggles on, sit back and let that seasonal sleaze wash over you! Written and produced by Doc Sleaze.

US announces Santa to be banned from entering US - stands accused of tariff evasion and trafficking illegal immigrants into country on his sleigh. White House proposes new all-American replacement - 'Daddy Donald Christmas', backed with 'naughty or nice' list compiled by the FBI. Present ordering to be done through online 'Christmas Portal' outsourced to highest bidder. Merry Capitalist Christmas!

As extreme right-wing MP issues non-denial denial of having racially abused fellow students when at school in 1970s, classmates recall him dressing as Nazi Santa, goose-stepping and throwing Nazi salutes at Christmas party. Also allege his complicity in attempt by close associate to build gas chamber as school project. Harmless pranks or racist intimidation?

What has moved a furious Elon Musk to attack and destroy own high tech cyber suits? Journalist sensationally claims billionaire's new cybernetic exoskeletons, which promised wearers ability to experience ecstasy of mind-blowing cyber sex couplings - but only for heterosexuals - have been hacked to allow other, non-binary sexual identities to be created and experienced!

Is heaven too woke? Amid fears that Donald Trump will be barred from liberal heaven due to his conservative views, top Republican slams world's religions for being too woke, too concerned with liberal values, equal rights and being nice to other people. Proposes takeover of major religions to facilitate reworking of heaven for the ordinary guy - paradise with guns, booze and broads on demand.

As effluent rains down out of nowhere inside Briton's houses, top scientist theorises such attacks could be retaliation by dwelllers in parallel universe for secret experiments in our universe to revolutionise waste disposal by creating a 'Pan Dimensional Poop Chute' which allows us to take a dump in another dimension. Could a cross-dimensional crap throwing war be on verge of erupting?

Think-tank proposes radical solution to threat posed by rise of extremist parties at the UK polls - the creation of a shadow, virtual electoral system for their votes, complete with virtual parliament and government. MPs elected under 'shadow' election to be placed in virtual political environment where they can enact policies as extreme as they like, without endangering real world. Subverting democracy or saving democracy?

Vincent Price and Peter Lorre crawl out from their catacombs to disinter a trio of sleazy scary stories from the musty archives of 'The Sleaze'.  Put on your 'ear goggles' and join them to listen to three tales from the seamier side of horror, a trilogy of sleazy scary stories that will make you shiver with fear and revulsion!

Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time he looks into a case of 'Halloween Pumpkin Peril'. Has drunken oral sex with a carved pumpkin resulted in persecution by a pumpkin hurling evil spirit? As victim felled by pumpkin to the groin, the Rev investigates.