There's a purple letter placed right in the center of the table in Nefarious' office. A letter with a big "V" on it. If the doctor were to open it then he would find a card that has the following written down on it: Greetings doctor. You may think you're safe, but I can promise you that whatever peace you have now will be ruined in due time. I WILL come back and you better be ready for it. Oh! Also left a little surprise for you before I left. Hope you like it.
And what that surprise was was a whoopee cushion placed right on his office chair. Aaaaand a glitter bomb on the ceiling that would go off right after the whoopee cushion.
He stopped dead in the doorway, instantly suspicious.
By this point, the sight of that purple envelope and that infuriating 'V' strewn across it had become far too familiar. He recognized it instantly. Upon the sight, his shoulders slumped, and the robot let out a long, exasperated sigh.
"I REFUSE to fall for another one of your ABSOLUTELY IDIOTIC pranks!! DO YOU HEAR ME!?! I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!!!!"
The outrage! How did she keep getting passed all his security!?! The least she could do was attempt to overthrow his plans or something!! But no! She merely infiltrated his base to annoy him! He couldn't stand it!! What an indignity!!! She had been inviting his wrath upon her for a long, long time now...
His eyes darted around the office, on high alert for any traps that might have been planted nearby. He knew her games all too well by now... but not seeing anything immediately suspicious, an irritated groan tore out of him and he stomped his way fully into the room. There was no way she was going to keep him from entering his own office! He marched right up to his desk, scowling down at the offending envelope and snatching it angrily up off of his desk. He ripped it open violently and read it:
Greetings doctor. You may think you're safe, but I can promise you that whatever peace you have now will be ruined in due time. I WILL come back and you better be ready for it. Oh! Also left a little surprise for you before I left. Hope you like it.
"A 'surprise'โฆ" Nefarious repeated, slowly lowering the card. He hated the sound of that.
Immediately, his gaze swept over the office again. But nothing exploded or ticked ominously... still, he trusted nothing. But knowing Vendra, she was probably bluffing just to mess with him! So with an irritated huff, he dropped down into his chair.
And cue the loud, drawn out fart noise that echoed down the halls and destroyed his last remaining shreds of of dignity.
As the echo died down, Nefarious just sat in his seat, frozen still and staring straight ahead with absolute and utter shock. Somewhere down the hall, he could have sworn he'd heard a troop fail to suppress a laugh.
"Is this really what you've been reduced to, Space Witch?!? You're losing your touch! Iโ oh." Above him, a mechanical click sounded and his eyes flicked up just in time. "You have GOT to be kiโ"
The glitter bomb detonated in a violent burst of purple sparkles, the glittery blast shooting straight into his faceโฆ but not only that. It continued raining down in infuriating sparkles that coated his shoulder plates, his desk, the blueprint that had been upon it, and practically everything else within the vicinity--- his eyes blinked open, more sparkles raining down as he he shook the tiny particles off.
He seized the blueprint off of his desk, clutching it so tightly that it crumpled as he lifted it into the air, fists shaking dramatically above his head. He'd been too kind. Too patient. Vendra had been getting away with this for FAR too long!!! But fortunately, he'd planned for this!! Because he knew that the pesky Nether refused to stop! Obviously he had to take matters into his own hands! She HAD to be dealt with! ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!
So with renewed fury, he unfurled the blueprint on his desk to reveal his plan. The words 'GIANT BUG ZAPPER' written atop it in angry bold letters. And underlined multiple times.
"THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET RID OF A PEST!!!!"
"ZAP THEM INTO OBLIVION!!!!!!!"
