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I think my biggest problem is that I love being alone but I hate being lonely

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

You just made my post 200% better.

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

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Wait what

consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good

Sources?

Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”

people who show you new music are important

porn is so misleading. there’s absolutely no way that men with tribal tattoos have that much sex.

date a girl who will sing you the entire star wars cantina theme