anything is possible

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

LET'S GO DIEGO GO YEAAAAAAAA <33

kinda crazy how mercilessly bullying the first mainstream out lesbian pop star into a mental health crisis in front of the whole internet and then continuing to bully her for that mental health crisis all in the name of fucking kamala harris does not make me feel like the democratic party has the lgbt community’s safety in mind. weird how that happened.

[guy who has been waiting all his life] bro what I need to do is find the opportune moment to land a single perfect strike, like I just need the perfect timing to pull off one direct hit and then the problem would be gone forever, boom, like it's insane how easy it'll be once the circumstances finally align and the hour is right, you guys have no idea,

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

not to be dramatic but the amount of people commenting on this post that I should stop whining and be grateful for having two days off a week when they only get one or none is...... literally proving my point that we’re all brainwashed ghfjhddjfk... thats like if someone cut off your arms and then only cut off one of mine, you focus on how much worse you have it instead of the fact that we’re still both fucking bleeding out 

This is the most fun this man has ever had in his entire life

wish that carrot cake with cream cheese icing was a person so i could eat him out sloppy style

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction