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New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

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someone: skinny people are hailed as stylish no matter what dumb shit they wear and fat people have to put hyper-gendered effort into their appearance every moment of their life to receive the bare minimum of basic human decency and this is pretty shitty.

every skinny person in a 300 mile radius: this is targeting me personally, i will have you know that every morning at breakfast my own mother callously asks if i want seconds. seeing my figure praised in literally every form of media humanly possible is actually extremely traumatic because i hate knowing that i’m societally idealised. i was born with glass bones and paper ski

thetrippytrip

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

snotferret

only way I’d gym it up

misomeru

I call the game, Real Ray, or Fake Ray? I will say a phrase. You tell me if I made it up, or if it’s something that Captain Holt actually said in real life, to an actual human being.

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Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

crystalsoulslayer

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

6qubed

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

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accras

RIP Nelsan Ellis - Nov. 30, 1978 - July 8, 2017

afhenley

Well, fuck. ☹️

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AMY POEHLER: Great people do things before they’re ready

cassiebones

THAT’S SO PRECIOUS

ratio-ratio

Damn this shook me

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How Often To Clean Your House (aka Being An Adult)

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scienceisfood

As an adult in honestly feeling attacked right now

nnnothnx

who the fuck has this kind of energy

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khaballie

This is so peaceful and tranquil looking

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tovarthyme

Need me a squad like this

growlandpounce

Grey shirt had me feelin things

1010ll

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this

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i love making memes about imperialism

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