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[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
"Ah, I see" Not the Spamton he knows.. "Must be a busy lifestyle. How do you manage to keep up with it all?"
Oh, y’know, I have my ways!
[he winks]
"Nothing dangerous I hope. I know I had some.. poorly thought through methods of keeping up with my work"
I stay on people’s good graces pretty easily! I have a certain.. way.
[his smile looks threatening, and his eyes are glinting. he’s like an animal eying its prey]
But enough about me! We could stay here talking about me all day, but how about a little detour? What’s your name?
The look he's giving him makes Hench uneasy.. he looks over him suspiciously before responding.. "People typically call me Hench." He holds out a hand to shake "it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance"
[he shakes HENCH’s hand.]
Spamton G Spamton. But most call me Casanova.
And what’s your business?
"Casanova is an.. Intresting name" Hench pulls his hand back and tries to subtly wipe it off on his pants. "Did someone else give the title to you or is it something you yourself chose?"
"My business? It depends on what you mean by that.. if you mean an establishment my brother owns a tourist trap but I don't run one personally"
I find it hard to recall! Whether it was my fans.. or Queen.. or me! Either way, I’ve gone by ‘Casanova’ for a while now!
You’ve got no business?
"I hope you like the name at the very least. Nicknames are not something easy to scrub from your record."
"Unless you count scientific venture to be one!"
I'm very happy with my nickname. It's more of a character than a name, in fact. Casanova and Spamton are two different brands, and both are me. And the best part is, you never know which one you'll get! Hah!
So you're a scientist? Hm. I don't know any scientists.
"Casanova's a persona then. My brother has one as well 'Mr.Mystery' the change in demeanor can be jarring. However.. a persona usually is put on around specific people or for certain occasions you'd know when to expect one"
"Yes, that's correct. An unusuologist to be exact! I can't image many people meet scientist on a day by day basis.. but, I do find it interesting that you haven't considering your mention of having met many people"
Scientists aren’t exactly my usual crowd.
[scientists are too smart for his usual tactics]
Hench smiles "Ah, well, in that case I'm pleased to be your first! Do you have any questions?"
Not particularly.
"Hm, not much for the sciences then I take it.. I wish eveyone had the same drive for knowledge my nephew has"
You have a nephew? How old is he?
"13! He's a bright kid"
Oh? Has he made any achievements?
"I'd say he has! He has made some incredible additions to my jounrals. I haven't been told of any school accolades but I do know he has many achievements from his time gaming. He was excited to show me so I assume they're impressive"
Gaming? That's wonderful!
"Oh? Do you enjoy gaming as well?"
Well, considering the fact that I grew up in Cyber City, yes!
[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
"Ah, I see" Not the Spamton he knows.. "Must be a busy lifestyle. How do you manage to keep up with it all?"
Oh, y’know, I have my ways!
[he winks]
"Nothing dangerous I hope. I know I had some.. poorly thought through methods of keeping up with my work"
I stay on people’s good graces pretty easily! I have a certain.. way.
[his smile looks threatening, and his eyes are glinting. he’s like an animal eying its prey]
But enough about me! We could stay here talking about me all day, but how about a little detour? What’s your name?
The look he's giving him makes Hench uneasy.. he looks over him suspiciously before responding.. "People typically call me Hench." He holds out a hand to shake "it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance"
[he shakes HENCH’s hand.]
Spamton G Spamton. But most call me Casanova.
And what’s your business?
"Casanova is an.. Intresting name" Hench pulls his hand back and tries to subtly wipe it off on his pants. "Did someone else give the title to you or is it something you yourself chose?"
"My business? It depends on what you mean by that.. if you mean an establishment my brother owns a tourist trap but I don't run one personally"
I find it hard to recall! Whether it was my fans.. or Queen.. or me! Either way, I’ve gone by ‘Casanova’ for a while now!
You’ve got no business?
"I hope you like the name at the very least. Nicknames are not something easy to scrub from your record."
"Unless you count scientific venture to be one!"
I'm very happy with my nickname. It's more of a character than a name, in fact. Casanova and Spamton are two different brands, and both are me. And the best part is, you never know which one you'll get! Hah!
So you're a scientist? Hm. I don't know any scientists.
"Casanova's a persona then. My brother has one as well 'Mr.Mystery' the change in demeanor can be jarring. However.. a persona usually is put on around specific people or for certain occasions you'd know when to expect one"
"Yes, that's correct. An unusuologist to be exact! I can't image many people meet scientist on a day by day basis.. but, I do find it interesting that you haven't considering your mention of having met many people"
Scientists aren’t exactly my usual crowd.
[scientists are too smart for his usual tactics]
Hench smiles "Ah, well, in that case I'm pleased to be your first! Do you have any questions?"
Not particularly.
"Hm, not much for the sciences then I take it.. I wish eveyone had the same drive for knowledge my nephew has"
You have a nephew? How old is he?
"13! He's a bright kid"
Oh? Has he made any achievements?
"I'd say he has! He has made some incredible additions to my jounrals. I haven't been told of any school accolades but I do know he has many achievements from his time gaming. He was excited to show me so I assume they're impressive"
Gaming? That's wonderful!
[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
"Ah, I see" Not the Spamton he knows.. "Must be a busy lifestyle. How do you manage to keep up with it all?"
Oh, y’know, I have my ways!
[he winks]
"Nothing dangerous I hope. I know I had some.. poorly thought through methods of keeping up with my work"
I stay on people’s good graces pretty easily! I have a certain.. way.
[his smile looks threatening, and his eyes are glinting. he’s like an animal eying its prey]
But enough about me! We could stay here talking about me all day, but how about a little detour? What’s your name?
The look he's giving him makes Hench uneasy.. he looks over him suspiciously before responding.. "People typically call me Hench." He holds out a hand to shake "it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance"
[he shakes HENCH’s hand.]
Spamton G Spamton. But most call me Casanova.
And what’s your business?
"Casanova is an.. Intresting name" Hench pulls his hand back and tries to subtly wipe it off on his pants. "Did someone else give the title to you or is it something you yourself chose?"
"My business? It depends on what you mean by that.. if you mean an establishment my brother owns a tourist trap but I don't run one personally"
I find it hard to recall! Whether it was my fans.. or Queen.. or me! Either way, I’ve gone by ‘Casanova’ for a while now!
You’ve got no business?
"I hope you like the name at the very least. Nicknames are not something easy to scrub from your record."
"Unless you count scientific venture to be one!"
I'm very happy with my nickname. It's more of a character than a name, in fact. Casanova and Spamton are two different brands, and both are me. And the best part is, you never know which one you'll get! Hah!
So you're a scientist? Hm. I don't know any scientists.
"Casanova's a persona then. My brother has one as well 'Mr.Mystery' the change in demeanor can be jarring. However.. a persona usually is put on around specific people or for certain occasions you'd know when to expect one"
"Yes, that's correct. An unusuologist to be exact! I can't image many people meet scientist on a day by day basis.. but, I do find it interesting that you haven't considering your mention of having met many people"
Scientists aren’t exactly my usual crowd.
[scientists are too smart for his usual tactics]
Hench smiles "Ah, well, in that case I'm pleased to be your first! Do you have any questions?"
Not particularly.
"Hm, not much for the sciences then I take it.. I wish eveyone had the same drive for knowledge my nephew has"
You have a nephew? How old is he?
"13! He's a bright kid"
Oh? Has he made any achievements?
[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
"Ah, I see" Not the Spamton he knows.. "Must be a busy lifestyle. How do you manage to keep up with it all?"
Oh, y’know, I have my ways!
[he winks]
"Nothing dangerous I hope. I know I had some.. poorly thought through methods of keeping up with my work"
I stay on people’s good graces pretty easily! I have a certain.. way.
[his smile looks threatening, and his eyes are glinting. he’s like an animal eying its prey]
But enough about me! We could stay here talking about me all day, but how about a little detour? What’s your name?
The look he's giving him makes Hench uneasy.. he looks over him suspiciously before responding.. "People typically call me Hench." He holds out a hand to shake "it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance"
[he shakes HENCH’s hand.]
Spamton G Spamton. But most call me Casanova.
And what’s your business?
"Casanova is an.. Intresting name" Hench pulls his hand back and tries to subtly wipe it off on his pants. "Did someone else give the title to you or is it something you yourself chose?"
"My business? It depends on what you mean by that.. if you mean an establishment my brother owns a tourist trap but I don't run one personally"
I find it hard to recall! Whether it was my fans.. or Queen.. or me! Either way, I’ve gone by ‘Casanova’ for a while now!
You’ve got no business?
"I hope you like the name at the very least. Nicknames are not something easy to scrub from your record."
"Unless you count scientific venture to be one!"
I'm very happy with my nickname. It's more of a character than a name, in fact. Casanova and Spamton are two different brands, and both are me. And the best part is, you never know which one you'll get! Hah!
So you're a scientist? Hm. I don't know any scientists.
"Casanova's a persona then. My brother has one as well 'Mr.Mystery' the change in demeanor can be jarring. However.. a persona usually is put on around specific people or for certain occasions you'd know when to expect one"
"Yes, that's correct. An unusuologist to be exact! I can't image many people meet scientist on a day by day basis.. but, I do find it interesting that you haven't considering your mention of having met many people"
Scientists aren’t exactly my usual crowd.
[scientists are too smart for his usual tactics]
Hench smiles "Ah, well, in that case I'm pleased to be your first! Do you have any questions?"
Not particularly.
"Hm, not much for the sciences then I take it.. I wish eveyone had the same drive for knowledge my nephew has"
You have a nephew? How old is he?

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[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
"Ah, I see" Not the Spamton he knows.. "Must be a busy lifestyle. How do you manage to keep up with it all?"
Oh, y’know, I have my ways!
[he winks]
"Nothing dangerous I hope. I know I had some.. poorly thought through methods of keeping up with my work"
I stay on people’s good graces pretty easily! I have a certain.. way.
[his smile looks threatening, and his eyes are glinting. he’s like an animal eying its prey]
But enough about me! We could stay here talking about me all day, but how about a little detour? What’s your name?
The look he's giving him makes Hench uneasy.. he looks over him suspiciously before responding.. "People typically call me Hench." He holds out a hand to shake "it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance"
[he shakes HENCH’s hand.]
Spamton G Spamton. But most call me Casanova.
And what’s your business?
"Casanova is an.. Intresting name" Hench pulls his hand back and tries to subtly wipe it off on his pants. "Did someone else give the title to you or is it something you yourself chose?"
"My business? It depends on what you mean by that.. if you mean an establishment my brother owns a tourist trap but I don't run one personally"
I find it hard to recall! Whether it was my fans.. or Queen.. or me! Either way, I’ve gone by ‘Casanova’ for a while now!
You’ve got no business?
"I hope you like the name at the very least. Nicknames are not something easy to scrub from your record."
"Unless you count scientific venture to be one!"
I'm very happy with my nickname. It's more of a character than a name, in fact. Casanova and Spamton are two different brands, and both are me. And the best part is, you never know which one you'll get! Hah!
So you're a scientist? Hm. I don't know any scientists.
"Casanova's a persona then. My brother has one as well 'Mr.Mystery' the change in demeanor can be jarring. However.. a persona usually is put on around specific people or for certain occasions you'd know when to expect one"
"Yes, that's correct. An unusuologist to be exact! I can't image many people meet scientist on a day by day basis.. but, I do find it interesting that you haven't considering your mention of having met many people"
Scientists aren’t exactly my usual crowd.
[scientists are too smart for his usual tactics]
Hench smiles "Ah, well, in that case I'm pleased to be your first! Do you have any questions?"
Not particularly.
[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
"Ah, I see" Not the Spamton he knows.. "Must be a busy lifestyle. How do you manage to keep up with it all?"
Oh, y’know, I have my ways!
[he winks]
"Nothing dangerous I hope. I know I had some.. poorly thought through methods of keeping up with my work"
I stay on people’s good graces pretty easily! I have a certain.. way.
[his smile looks threatening, and his eyes are glinting. he’s like an animal eying its prey]
But enough about me! We could stay here talking about me all day, but how about a little detour? What’s your name?
The look he's giving him makes Hench uneasy.. he looks over him suspiciously before responding.. "People typically call me Hench." He holds out a hand to shake "it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance"
[he shakes HENCH’s hand.]
Spamton G Spamton. But most call me Casanova.
And what’s your business?
"Casanova is an.. Intresting name" Hench pulls his hand back and tries to subtly wipe it off on his pants. "Did someone else give the title to you or is it something you yourself chose?"
"My business? It depends on what you mean by that.. if you mean an establishment my brother owns a tourist trap but I don't run one personally"
I find it hard to recall! Whether it was my fans.. or Queen.. or me! Either way, I’ve gone by ‘Casanova’ for a while now!
You’ve got no business?
"I hope you like the name at the very least. Nicknames are not something easy to scrub from your record."
"Unless you count scientific venture to be one!"
I'm very happy with my nickname. It's more of a character than a name, in fact. Casanova and Spamton are two different brands, and both are me. And the best part is, you never know which one you'll get! Hah!
So you're a scientist? Hm. I don't know any scientists.
"Casanova's a persona then. My brother has one as well 'Mr.Mystery' the change in demeanor can be jarring. However.. a persona usually is put on around specific people or for certain occasions you'd know when to expect one"
"Yes, that's correct. An unusuologist to be exact! I can't image many people meet scientist on a day by day basis.. but, I do find it interesting that you haven't considering your mention of having met many people"
Scientists aren’t exactly my usual crowd.
[scientists are too smart for his usual tactics]
[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
"Ah, I see" Not the Spamton he knows.. "Must be a busy lifestyle. How do you manage to keep up with it all?"
Oh, y’know, I have my ways!
[he winks]
"Nothing dangerous I hope. I know I had some.. poorly thought through methods of keeping up with my work"
I stay on people’s good graces pretty easily! I have a certain.. way.
[his smile looks threatening, and his eyes are glinting. he’s like an animal eying its prey]
But enough about me! We could stay here talking about me all day, but how about a little detour? What’s your name?
The look he's giving him makes Hench uneasy.. he looks over him suspiciously before responding.. "People typically call me Hench." He holds out a hand to shake "it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance"
[he shakes HENCH’s hand.]
Spamton G Spamton. But most call me Casanova.
And what’s your business?
"Casanova is an.. Intresting name" Hench pulls his hand back and tries to subtly wipe it off on his pants. "Did someone else give the title to you or is it something you yourself chose?"
"My business? It depends on what you mean by that.. if you mean an establishment my brother owns a tourist trap but I don't run one personally"
I find it hard to recall! Whether it was my fans.. or Queen.. or me! Either way, I’ve gone by ‘Casanova’ for a while now!
You’ve got no business?
"I hope you like the name at the very least. Nicknames are not something easy to scrub from your record."
"Unless you count scientific venture to be one!"
I'm very happy with my nickname. It's more of a character than a name, in fact. Casanova and Spamton are two different brands, and both are me. And the best part is, you never know which one you'll get! Hah!
So you're a scientist? Hm. I don't know any scientists.
to whom do you offer your services?
To my queen, to my fans, and to my co-host!
[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
"Ah, I see" Not the Spamton he knows.. "Must be a busy lifestyle. How do you manage to keep up with it all?"
Oh, y’know, I have my ways!
[he winks]
"Nothing dangerous I hope. I know I had some.. poorly thought through methods of keeping up with my work"
I stay on people’s good graces pretty easily! I have a certain.. way.
[his smile looks threatening, and his eyes are glinting. he’s like an animal eying its prey]
But enough about me! We could stay here talking about me all day, but how about a little detour? What’s your name?
The look he's giving him makes Hench uneasy.. he looks over him suspiciously before responding.. "People typically call me Hench." He holds out a hand to shake "it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance"
[he shakes HENCH’s hand.]
Spamton G Spamton. But most call me Casanova.
And what’s your business?
"Casanova is an.. Intresting name" Hench pulls his hand back and tries to subtly wipe it off on his pants. "Did someone else give the title to you or is it something you yourself chose?"
"My business? It depends on what you mean by that.. if you mean an establishment my brother owns a tourist trap but I don't run one personally"
I find it hard to recall! Whether it was my fans.. or Queen.. or me! Either way, I’ve gone by ‘Casanova’ for a while now!
You’ve got no business?

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[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
"Ah, I see" Not the Spamton he knows.. "Must be a busy lifestyle. How do you manage to keep up with it all?"
Oh, y’know, I have my ways!
[he winks]
"Nothing dangerous I hope. I know I had some.. poorly thought through methods of keeping up with my work"
I stay on people’s good graces pretty easily! I have a certain.. way.
[his smile looks threatening, and his eyes are glinting. he’s like an animal eying its prey]
But enough about me! We could stay here talking about me all day, but how about a little detour? What’s your name?
The look he's giving him makes Hench uneasy.. he looks over him suspiciously before responding.. "People typically call me Hench." He holds out a hand to shake "it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance"
[he shakes HENCH’s hand.]
Spamton G Spamton. But most call me Casanova.
And what’s your business?
[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
"Ah, I see" Not the Spamton he knows.. "Must be a busy lifestyle. How do you manage to keep up with it all?"
Oh, y’know, I have my ways!
[he winks]
"Nothing dangerous I hope. I know I had some.. poorly thought through methods of keeping up with my work"
I stay on people’s good graces pretty easily! I have a certain.. way.
[his smile looks threatening, and his eyes are glinting. he’s like an animal eying its prey]
But enough about me! We could stay here talking about me all day, but how about a little detour? What’s your name?
[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
"Ah, I see" Not the Spamton he knows.. "Must be a busy lifestyle. How do you manage to keep up with it all?"
Oh, y’know, I have my ways!
[he winks]
[a man who seems to somewhat resemble SPAMTON has appeared. he moreso looks like what SPAMTON was like in his 'big shot era', though with some notable differences]
[at first he looks confused, but the moment he sees HENCH, he plasters on a smile, and his eyes become the signature seemingly-closed squint addisons typically have]
[his smile curves upward rather unnaturally; it's a little uncanny, but quite mesmerising]
@dn-spam-ton
Hench stares for longer than he really should before snapping out of it and returning the smile with a small one of his own. He outstretches a hand "Greetings, Spamton?" He seems a little uncertain.. "you certainly look different than i recall"
Hmm? Well I don’t recall you at all! But as the hot shot I am, it’s not a surprise!
I meet a lot of people!
art (^) and au by @/underfell aka vic underfella

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