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 @owenabbott​ 

Apply to a  job, wait (1) day, then call.  Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application. 

 When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly,  tell them your first and last name.  

Describe your experiences  as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years]  costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.  

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say  things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.”  “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say  YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now). 

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy. 

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

 Then, shake their hand,  Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it. 

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows  that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices. 

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone.  In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate. 

__________

 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

 Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster 

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Great question. You could ask it of a hundred different people and you’d probably get a hundred different responses. For me, i embrace the following definitions for those and other frequently used terms on this blog:

Faggot: A faggot lives to take dick. For him, cock is to be respected and revered. And, therefore, worshipped. A faggot is a vessel for cock and a receptacle for cum.

Pig: A pig can be a Top or a bottom. When i use the term on my blog, however, i use it exclusively for subs. To me, a pig is a class of faggot — a faggot who enjoys filth and raunch, and loves to wallow in all the various byproducts of Men’s bodies.

Beta: A beta is a submissive who takes pride in his submission. He doesn’t submit to just anyone; he submits to Alphas who he deems worthy of his submission. For him, it’s an honor to submit to someone who’s deserving of being submitted to, and an honor for that person to receive his submission. A beta may even be a Dom and a Top in the presence of faggots or omegas; he only submits to his Alpha.

Omega: While a beta submits only to a deserving Alpha, an omega submits to everyone. An omega is the most submissive person in the room, no matter who else is in that room. He will submit not only to Alphas, but also to betas and faggots, if they’ll let him. He exists to grovel and receive abuse. That’s where he feels fulfilled: under everyone else’s shoe.

Slave: A slave is a faggot who has entered into a formal agreement of service with a Master. He is “owned” — part time or full time, and for whatever length of time has been agreed on by him and his Master. A slave surrenders all rights and decisions under the terms of his contract and agrees to service and obey at all costs.

Sub: A sub is someone — usually a bottom — who embraces the act of submission. He defers to his Dom and allows his Dom to make all (or most) sexual decisions. He typically enjoys some degree of physical or verbal abuse, but it’s typically just a temporary sexual identity. His submission is generally confined to the bedroom, whereas faggots, slaves, betas, omegas, etc., typically incorporate their submission into their larger identity. For a sub, submission is an outfit they wear; for the others, it’s their skin.

Pup: A pup is a sub who partakes in roleplaying with a Dom, who identifies as the pup’s “handler.” Pups behave like puppies/dogs; they often wear a leash and collar, bark, wag their “tails” (which can be invisible, or physical, in the form of a pup-tail butt plug), spend time in cages/kennels, and bury their faces in their handler’s crotch. Sometimes they wear mitts as paws, and puppy masks that make them look canine. Sometimes they eat their meals out of dog bowls and go to the bathroom outside, but not always. Likewise, handlers will scratch their pup’s head, pet him, and give him praise (e.g., “Good boy!”) and punishment (e.g. a swat on the butt with a newspaper) when he deserves them. Different pups take the scene to a different level, but they all seek the same affectionate bond with their Dom that a puppy enjoys with his handler.

Boy: A boy can refer to the sub in a Daddy/boy relationship, which is a Dom/sub relationship where there typically is a sizable age gap between an older Dom and a younger sub. When i use it, however, i’m typically using it as a token of submission. When slavery was legal in the United States, white Masters used the term “boy” to refer to their black slaves, to indicate that they were lesser people — because a boy is less than a Man. i don’t use the term for its racial connotations, but i do use it for its Master/slave meanings.

Boi: A boi is a twink. A bottom, usually, who has boyish features.

Great question. You could ask it of a hundred different people and you’d probably get a hundred different responses. For me, i embrace the following definitions for those and other frequently used terms on this blog:

Faggot: A faggot lives to take dick. For him, cock is to be respected and revered. And, therefore, worshipped. A faggot is a vessel for cock and a receptacle for cum.

Pig: A pig can be a Top or a bottom. When i use the term on my blog, however, i use it exclusively for subs. To me, a pig is a class of faggot — a faggot who enjoys filth and raunch, and loves to wallow in all the various byproducts of Men’s bodies.

Beta: A beta is a submissive who takes pride in his submission. He doesn’t submit to just anyone; he submits to Alphas who he deems worthy of his submission. For him, it’s an honor to submit to someone who’s deserving of being submitted to, and an honor for that person to receive his submission. A beta may even be a Dom and a Top in the presence of faggots or omegas; he only submits to his Alpha.

Omega: While a beta submits only to a deserving Alpha, an omega submits to everyone. An omega is the most submissive person in the room, no matter who else is in that room. He will submit not only to Alphas, but also to betas and faggots, if they’ll let him. He exists to grovel and receive abuse. That’s where he feels fulfilled: under everyone else’s shoe.

Slave: A slave is a faggot who has entered into a formal agreement of service with a Master. He is “owned” — part time or full time, and for whatever length of time has been agreed on by him and his Master. A slave surrenders all rights and decisions under the terms of his contract and agrees to service and obey at all costs.

Sub: A sub is someone — usually a bottom — who embraces the act of submission. He defers to his Dom and allows his Dom to make all (or most) sexual decisions. He typically enjoys some degree of physical or verbal abuse, but it’s typically just a temporary sexual identity. His submission is generally confined to the bedroom, whereas faggots, slaves, betas, omegas, etc., typically incorporate their submission into their larger identity. For a sub, submission is an outfit they wear; for the others, it’s their skin.

Pup: A pup is a sub who partakes in roleplaying with a Dom, who identifies as the pup’s “handler.” Pups behave like puppies/dogs; they often wear a leash and collar, bark, wag their “tails” (which can be invisible, or physical, in the form of a pup-tail butt plug), spend time in cages/kennels, and bury their faces in their handler’s crotch. Sometimes they wear mitts as paws, and puppy masks that make them look canine. Sometimes they eat their meals out of dog bowls and go to the bathroom outside, but not always. Likewise, handlers will scratch their pup’s head, pet him, and give him praise (e.g., “Good boy!”) and punishment (e.g. a swat on the butt with a newspaper) when he deserves them. Different pups take the scene to a different level, but they all seek the same affectionate bond with their Dom that a puppy enjoys with his handler.

Boy: A boy can refer to the sub in a Daddy/boy relationship, which is a Dom/sub relationship where there typically is a sizable age gap between an older Dom and a younger sub. When i use it, however, i’m typically using it as a token of submission. When slavery was legal in the United States, white Masters used the term “boy” to refer to their black slaves, to indicate that they were lesser people — because a boy is less than a Man. i don’t use the term for its racial connotations, but i do use it for its Master/slave meanings.

Boi: A boi is a twink. A bottom, usually, who has boyish features.

 @owenabbott​ 

Apply to a  job, wait (1) day, then call.  Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application. 

 When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly,  tell them your first and last name.  

Describe your experiences  as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years]  costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.  

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say  things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.”  “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say  YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now). 

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy. 

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

 Then, shake their hand,  Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it. 

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows  that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices. 

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone.  In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate. 

__________

 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

 Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster 

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,