Top 10 Most-Rurik Rurik Moments
Fun fact: it’s @filmfanaticfry ‘s 22nd Birthday today! While I think this momentous occasion makes for a great reason to celebrate everything from her vivacious and outgoing personality, her work with sorority life and Panhellenic women, and her all-encompassing love of movies and passion for HR, I don’t have too much evidence of those things collected in the data storage of my phone.
What I do have evidence of are a lot of great D&D moments, courtesy of her wildly inappropriate, stone-groping, great-axe-wielding barbarian dwarf, Rurik.
Cheers to the reminder that the young woman in charge of the entire UW Seattle campus’ Sorority Recruitment week - with a closet full of well-worn and rightly-won pageant tiaras and a dusty high school cheerleading uniform - also controls a character that cusses out twelve-year-olds, has a competitive streak as to how much material he can store in his butt, and isn’t fully happy unless he’s covered in blood (most likely, yours).
Happy Taylor Swift birthday, Delly Beans! <3
1. “I’m just trying to get to the bar, touching as many butts as I can along the way.”
2. “Hey, guard… does this fruit taste weird to you?”
3. “It’s less of martial arts, and more of just throwing a punch, and hoping it sticks.”
4. “There ain’t no room for racism in MY HOUSE.”
“This isn’t your house! This is just an inn we literally stumbled across in the middle of the night!”
“Well it’s MY HOUSE NOW!”
5. “I have to say, I’ve been in prison a few times before, and this has been one of the nicest experiences.”
6. “Lyth has changed her ways.”
“OH, so She’S ChaNgeD HeR WayS has she?”
“He’s deaf - he’s using sign language”
“Oh, I’m sorry I had no idea…”
“Oh, and now he’s blind.”
8. “Where are we most likely to find a corn dog stand in this goddamn city?”
9. “Hey guys, if we run into them again, dibs on murdering ALL OF THEM.”
10. “Pain is temporary… but gold is forever.”
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