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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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we're not kids anymore.
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Love Begins
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Cosimo Galluzzi
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@dm-tips
DM Tip #28
Google now has a dice roller for all your RPG needs!!! You can use this if you ever forget your dice, if your players forget dice/are new, and if you and your friends decide to have an impromptu dnd sesh but no one has dice!! You can even add modifiers to your rolls, and the application adds all the numbers up instantly!
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DM Tip #27
I havenโt been a DM much in the past few months, but I have been playing Dragon Heist and after playing a few sessions decided to run it with a few friends. And learned a few things:
1) Itโs really helpful to be a player in a campaign before running it!
2) Always check the resistances/immunities of monsters.
3) Centaurs are now my favorite race in dnd.
DM Tip #26
When planning a reconnaissance mission remind the party that sometimes the best thing to do is hide in plain sight.
By "hide in plain sight", I mean let the player(s) turn into a horse and walk into the barn as you rub your hands evilly because you know some shenanigans is about to go down.
DM Tip #25
The best way to get inside a bard's head is to think of D&D as an unnecessarily complicated game of Fuck/Marry/Kill.
DM Tip #24
Sometimes you'll have a Druid in the party, and that Druid might react to combat by turning into a large brown bear.
At this point the Druid-Turned-Bear will win this encounter, and win fairly quickly, so it might be good to think about advancing the plot quicker than expected.
In short: being prepared for long sessions is sage advice, but quickly thinking on your feet is a good, good friend of yours.
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My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice
interesting method
My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?
I imagine itโs up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.
Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10โs would be mountains or something like that.
1-5: Plains and fields
6-8: Forests
9-11: Mountains
12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands
15-17: Farms and towns
18-19: Larger cities
20: Capitals and castles
what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?
then you have a very busy continent
not all of those are d20s though, so youโd have to come up with another method for the other ones
Adjusted for all dice you might have
D20
1-5: Plains and fields
6-8: Forests
9-11: Mountains
12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands
15-17: Farms and towns
18-19: Larger cities
20: Capitals and castles
D12
1-3: Plains and fields
4-6: Forests
7-8: Mountains
9-10: Tundras and snow covered lands
11: Farms and towns
12: Larger cities
D10
1-3: Plains and fields
4-6: Forests
7-8: Mountains
9: Tundras and snow covered lands
10: Farms and towns
D8
1-4: Plains and fields
5-6: Forests
7: Mountains
8: Tundras and snow covered lands
D6
1-3: Plains and fields
4: Forests
5-6: Mountains
D4
1-2: Plains and fields
3: Forests
4: Mountains
Holy shit. Definitely using this.
I swore at how simple this motherfucking thing is. Youโre all bastards and i love you.
I would propose โany location where a regular d6 with pips lands: ancient nuclear war/meltdown zone, roll for mutationsโ
They look so out of place!
@the-pastel-dreams-system
im trying to plan out a campaign and your blog is super helpful while also making me laugh. so thank you
Aw this is so sweet! I'm glad to help and I'm glad that I'm making someone laugh! If you have time definitely tell me all about the shenanigans your players get into!
DM Tip #23 The bigger the hoard, the more experienced the DM. - An ancient old proverb
DM Tip #22
Remember it's extremely important to keep things organized! Know where your notes are and that everyone knows times and places for gatherings.
However, if you do misplace something, just roll with it bc the players don't know what's "supposed" to happen.
Things happen, like a certain blog not switching back to their main and posting a bunch of stuff unrelated to DnD, and that's okay.
DM Tip #21
Sometimes you will mess up a detail or two and the party ends up having to save Haris the trans chicken familiar, and that's okay. As a DM, you just got to roll with it.
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DM Tip #20
No. YOU CANNOT ROLL FOR SEX!!!
Looking at you bards ๐
(flirting is fine, but you're on thin fucking ice)
DM Tip #19
As a general rule, keep npc children away from your players...or just don't have any npc children in your campaign...and might as well stray from teenagers...because if you do someone's parents are going to end up dead and then either the child dies or gets adopted by the party and not even you, GOD OF THE PLAYERS AND THEIR UNIVERSE, know which is worse.
(and if its adoption, then that's one more npc you have to keep track of, might as well just tell the players the kid got eaten by wolf one night and end it there)
DM Tip #18
The best two phrases up a DM's sleeve are:
1) What do you do?
2) Describe it!
These phrases get the players to interact with the world around them! Simple yet powerful.
DM Tip #17
Try to pay attention to the energy of the table. Make sure to ask the less talkative players what they'd like to do more often than others, and if the players aren't vibing with a specific adventure/escapade try mixing things up! It's fun to be a storyteller but remember a DM is meant to guide characters, not drag them.
DM Tip #16: A list of magical items is always a plus. Here's my own list of 100 unordinary Magic Items. You can roll a D100 if your players need a morale boost during a dungeon crawl. Or if your players need a break from adventuring, generate a shop name and roll a d10 to see what items lurk inside.
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DM Tip #15
Every D&D 5e book has a free PDF that you can import into iBooks. Just google:
(book name) PDF.
DM Tip #14
Remember: players will always, always, steal dragon eggs. Be prepared if you have a dragon in the campaign.
