Gracious

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you