real rocknrolla

at online class just looking at boytummy the whole time this teacher cant tell me shit man

Just got tackled by 30 men wearing completely black clothings i guess its the danger of speaking your mind on certain atheist democrat websites such as this...

Bruhhhh my plumber wont stop listening to ecco2k and arca and its giving my senile father headaches so hes throwing up and my dog is eating it bruhhh and the plumber tells me its giving weird ass home life bruhhh these gay ass plumbers these days i swear

opening a fight club in my teachers apartment after she fails me because i didnt show up once for the entire semester

opening a fight club at my moms office after she doesnt let me play the pokemon legends arceas soundtrack at full volume during her meeting while eating all her coworkers chips

opening a fight club in my fathers kitchen after he doesnt let me set the stove on fire cooking experimental ramen

Shaggy and Scooby Doo are too busy experimenting sexually to appear in the new Velma TV series.

"No cap, before he die imma scam him first" is NOT the appropriate response to hearing your uncle has severe type 2 diabetes. Your extended family will not understand the Babytron reference.

"Queerbaiting? im pretty sure thats when a guy smiles and waves at me and it doesnt do a hard cut of me moaning like a girl while he's sucking my cock... umm.... yeah... what's media literacy, professor?"

Im a whole different gloryhole client when im on the clock

Geoff Diehl just ran me over in a Norm of the North promotional tour bus... in the hospital as Im writing this. maybe one of you will like to hear my story