Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

propaganda (the feel-good camaraderie shown on screen) vs. awakening class consciousness in the audience (realizing that framing the fact that british competition shows aren’t allowed to give out cash prizes as morally superior because that means contestants are only doing it out of love or passion for the thing obscures the reality that those contestants have to pay their own expenses and as a result competing on the show is often a major financial burden which severely limits who is able to even attempt to compete, and that the commonly accepted perception of the show is part of a larger project of rebranding a major imperial power as a cutesy magical place where everyone is kind to each other and no one cares about money)

needed a smoke but it’s 3am and i’m out of rizla so i went down the backs of all the sofas in our flat and found: a half full bottle of vodka, a skateboard, some skittles, a pair of leather gloves, and 83p in change, but no papers :-(

update for all the concerned citizens i found a singular paper in the cereal cupboard. call me an urban forager

the best thing about the moon and the sky and the stars is that while you can't ever take a picture of them that does them justice......you don't need to. they're gonna be there tomorrow

I wish I could articulate all the ways this makes sense and why it makes sense and stuff but it’s just like… something something misogyny something something resentment of creatures that don’t need you and don’t hang on your attention and approval all their lives.

My dad gave me this exact same advice when I was a kid. “Anyone who hates cats is a control freak and an asshole.”

you spend so much time trying to make yourself more palatable that in the end you taste bland. forgettable

Random but when I come on tumblr to chill or just be away from other socials, I feel like it’s the online version of me going to my room and just doing my own thing to be away from everyone else.

can you do me a solly? (short for solid)

yeah dude I'll do you a solidamious (long for solid)