Channing Tatum as Jareth the Goblin King on ‘Idiotsitter’.

I fucking lost it

Best thing ive ever seen??

I don’t think I’ve ever reblogged something fitness related before. But now can I not?

ok im so happy to see this bc ive only seen the ones with guy superheroes which is cool and all but most of my faves are on this list????

I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE

I really need to save all these and start using them.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

lets see if this works

Please help me, Roger! 😭

my last finals are today I ain’t risking it

Could use little Roger~

hi roger, ur cute & i need a new job kthx

Roger this~

Huehuehuehuehuehuehue Roger luv meh

I need to be blessed.

also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget about it or think that it is too late to reply. i’m sorry if i’ve ever made someone feel bad bc of this - honestly, it’s never personal, it’s just me and my inner problems. i will try harder to work on it. thank you for ever initiating conversations with me

last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people

WANT