Player: “So it’s a cult.” Cultist: “It’s not a cult! It’s a legitimate religion! An offshoot of Christianity!” Player: “Sure it is.” Cultist: “Yes! We are just dedicated to when the lights will come from above to save us! We want everyone to be saved!” Player: “Sounds like a cult.” Cultist: “It’s NOT a cult.” Player: “But you have been doing things like sabotaging research to prevent us from progressing scientifically and technologically.” Cultist: “Yes but it’s necessary so the people stay pure for-” Player: “Cult!” Player 2: “It does sound like a cult.” Cultist: “It isn’t! We have 10,000’s of members all over the globe doing god’s work to keep everyone pure!” Player: “Cult.” Cultist: “Not a cult! We even have members in the government! This entire city we are in is full of members running the government! Even the mayor here is a member!” Player: “Oh is he?” Cultist: “Yeah, and the financial and educational district leaders too!” Players: “My oh my, I guess we should go discuss with them whether it’s a cult or not.” Cultist: “Wait what. Wait- you! You PLAYED me!” Player: “Like the cheap kazoo you are.” Cultist: “What- fuck you!” Player: *Leaving the interrogation room* Oh, still a cult, by the way.“ Cultist: “Its not a-!” (The door closes behind the player and cuts him off)
TL;DR: It was a cult.
