Fuck the Pain Away

“Oh shit...I forgot I had this thing.”

“My tits are pretty small but y’know, standing offer if you’re desperate.” 

“Sounds like your needs and my needs sync up pretty well~” 

And then we just jump into the crowd and start suckin’ dick

In not (as) gross work news I made the mistake of telling a coworker I was learning guitar and now he wants to start a band

“Is there a little spoon in a cuddle pile? Because if so I wanna be it.”

“I’m already fucked in the head tho.”

Doesn’t have a puss, sorry to disappoint.

“Creampie. Getting bred is that good shit.”

It’s not your fault?  And it’s not like I’m mad about it. I’m just getting a lot of them and I thought I’d save people time by letting them know that they prolly won’t get answered

“Mmm nope, that sounds more unsanitary than just cumming on it, and also hella uncomfortable.”

So y’all can stop sending for it, I’m most likely not gonna respond.

“Wait that’s not how you--mmmnnnghh!” Dizzy was too preoccupied with the rigid thick cock currently parting her anal walls to criticize the dragon’s approach to wrist health, opting instead to lean forward, bracing her hands against her knees as Roza slowly bottomed out insider her. 

“I have no words.” 

“IT’S WHAT--”