Madame Ant

A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys

If you go far enough in the back of the restaurant the articles are from days that haven’t happened yet

Scary truth.

Posh truth

sporty truth

Baby truth

Ginger truth

#tits out for Debbie Reynolds

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

God

Who’s the narc that gave him the pink

I’m screaming

Is this an elaborate shitpost or what I’m too tired to understand

So, scientists invent the blackest black to ever black and this artist guy kapoor makes a deal so that only he is allowed to make art with it, which is honestly on the shitty side imo and a lot of artists agree with me. Sick move, dude. As a way of saying “fuck you” to kapoor, this other guy semple invents the pinkest pink to ever pink and says that anyone /except/ for kapoor can use it. There’s even an elaborate ToS when you buy it making you promise to not lot kapoor use it. The above image is kapoor’s middle finger dipped in said pinkest pink which means that he somehow got his hands on it. Or it on his hands. Either way he has it now, and semple’s pissed.