I would have literally cried.

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

please don’t use oreos as mascara elf has mascara for $1

wet n wild also has mascara for about $1

In case you didn’t know, don’t use oreos as mascara specifically because bacteria will literally eat important bits of your eyes, do not /ever/ leave sugar/food on your eye area

when the FUCK did people start using Oreos as mascara

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did but this is kinda funny

yup. yup yup.I had that pastel crayon box and i remember my parents bought me the robo dog for christmas and i was the happiest little girl in the world.

Or to put it another way: The cost of the Iraq War could have paid for 750 years of free tuition to community college. 

u’ve reached a certain level of importance in my life when i look @ ur horoscope when I see astrology posts