Pumpkin Prince

I love the goose game because it's a game about being as much as a mean bastard goblin as you possibly can but also you're just a dumb wild animal so morally you havent done anything wrong so you dont feel bad about it

capitalism ruined art and entertainment

Men think they’re so angry. They’re not angry. They’re just weak to the false power that aggression gives them. No man will ever understand the sheer, unearthly rage I feel inside when I, or any other woman, is treated lesser than for being a woman. Men do not own anger, it’s not theirs. It’s ours.

this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism

If I lived in Hollywood I would simply not date someone half my age

RIP to almost every male actor alive right now but I'm different

This is so badass

I’ve seen this 5,000 times and I still laugh every single time. This and his Dateline impressions are the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.

I don’t even know who this is or anything but this just absolutely fucking killed me. I laughed so hard I saw spots. I was crying. I’m hurting.

i just think normal men are sexier, funnier, and kinder than cismen. this does NOT make me cisphobic. it is just a preference.

Everyone in the comments like “well it’s a cultural thing tou wouldn’t understand :///” like YOU WERE THE ONES BITCHING ABOUT LOLLLLLLL

People wash raw chicken?? What the fuck.

I never heard about this before this round of discourse started and it’s so stupid

You’re supposed to wash and clean raw meat. This is such a gross argument.

Everyone including the CDC is telling you to stop

it goes on heated metal. why the fuck would you wash it?

Goddamn people really don’t know shit fuck huh

Like just rinse it off under the tap or are y’all using soap?

These people are using soap.

I assumed by “washing” y’all meant “rinsing off” and I was like what’s the big deal in rinsing it I mean you do you BUT YALL ARE USING SOAP WHAT THE FUCK BITCH