Me whenever I'm not giving head: this fucking sucks. I could be giving head rn

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,

bites u bites u bites u

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

as a masochist it is your duty to make sadists feel comfortable expressing their desire to hurt people. if im allowed to say "i should be getting cut open and have my organs fondled bloodystyle" sadists should be able to say "i should be cutting someone open and fondling their organs bloodystyle". SADISTS GET BEHIND ME. i Will protect you

muting this post now BUT before i do that: to all the sadists in the notes, whether youre more interested in more psychologically based sadism like fearplay, or more physical based like bloodplay, or a combo of both, or something else entirely. whether youre a sadist, sadomasochist, or something else. thank you so much. your value to the community is indescribable. i love sadists deep down in my beautiful masochist heart forever alright

thinking about dry humping in these terrible times

it actually feels good as fuck to tilt your head at a slight angle when you don't understand something. the animals were right