musings of a cautious apple

It’s true and you should say it

This is one of the most delightful things I have seen recently.

Comedic timing tho

@agirlofcaringtastes

Better to be safe 😂

Ugh I always fall for these.

MY FRAGILE HEART

😩💜

If I ever not reblog this assume I’m dead

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

Reblog if you are busy 

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.” 

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

It’s an invention? I thought it was the squirrel dude from ice age

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

Not only that, but the book is only 47 pages long. When she read only 30 pages, it’s not as though she only read one chapter. She read a majority of the book.

You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.

“oh thank god” says the writer

Sis this is Inkheart, you are describing Inkheart.

When the effects dont load right

Science side of tumblr pls explain

science side of tumblr coming back at us with hard facts and incredibly unexpected urls

U kno what???? Honestly?? All jokes side about the Duolingo owl, Duolingo is one of the only language education services I know of that doesn’t charge for the full course and I really think we don’t appreciate that enough in a world where knowledge is severely (and increasing) restricted based on income. I just went through the app store and downloaded every language app I can find, and the only two that didn’t charge hefty subscription fees to access all the lessons were duolingo and memrise. Support free education.