She felt ridiculous. Carol had never been a woman to wear dresses, even as a little girl she despised them. Countless times she and her father argued, because she refused to wear one to an important event. Every time, she lost. Every time, she ended up in some stupid outfit which her relatives would fawn over and she loathed.
This time at least, there’d been no argument. Well, not a real one, and definitely not with her father. She’d lost a bet to Rogers, so she had to wear a dress to the event. Romanoff had been kind enough to help her pick one: a beautiful, champagne gold spaghetti-strap gown. In fact, the problem she was encountering had absolutely nothing to do with the dress, and everything to do with being unable to get the clasp on her damn necklace to catch.
She was searching for Rogers, because since it was his fault she had to wear this, he could at least help her with the necklace.
But as she passed Banner’s room she paused. There’d be a mirror in there for sure, then she wouldn’t have to ask good ol’ Captain America for help. Her pride would be saved, well, as much as it could be until that bastard saw her in the damn gown. She’d briefly seen Banner in a hall earlier, he wouldn’t mind, surely. Carol turned the knob, happy to find the room unlocked and stepped inside, gently shutting the door behind her with a click.
She stopped dead when saw him, heard him groan. Not a word managed to escape the spacefarer for a hot second, voice caught her throat. She would have wondered what the hell was in his mouth, she was not distracted by the fact he was naked.
Then, he noticed her. And she was so resolutely trying to keep her gaze from wavering it was comical, but failed when he he spat whatever the hell he’d had in his mouth and used it to try and cover his—
Yeah… that wasn’t doing much, Banner. Good on you though. Her gaze shot back up to meet his, again. Before he kicked off the shoe, and it flew across the space as they regarded each other in awkward, heavy silence. A sharp, amused huff escaped her as she tried not to laugh. Carol opened her mouth to say something, failed, closed her mouth, and then her feet carried her not outside the room but instead, to the small dresser with a mirror on it.
She could still see him, saw he was still staring at her (and rightly so, because apparently her brain had malfunctioned somehow leaving the room hadn’t crossed her mind), in the reflection of the mirror as her stifled smile cracked through and then she laughed. She hid her face in her arms as she leaned over.
“I’m so sorry,” she apologized, “I thought… I saw you in the... um, hall? Talking with Rocket and Barton.”
When she recovered, she kept her gaze on the table, still chuckling.
“You, um...you look good, by the way. But, I think you’re a little underdressed.”