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women who are knights and/or maids

"maid knight" is peak girls' performance. because both of these roles are meant to serve women.

#wise

#wise

i love how old games just straight up sucked

Cooking at a friend or relative’s house is very fun first you have to get out not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet a bowl and second

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

This is funnier on mobile. It's like hot gluing a coin to the sidewalk but the glue pools out under it making it obvious at a glance that it is a prank.

third time reblogging this because its my favorite way to download most music (more niche things arent on here but most of what spotify has, you can download through this) and adding a new link, since the orig one redirects weird. o7

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Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws

I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’