Divine Shitstick

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

i'm sorry mr beast and his what now

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

they jump if you click them by the way. but watch out

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

LITERAL ICON HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL IS AMAZING

what a fascinating woman

There was a little girl who had to eat her mother and didn’t know until after the fact. Which is probably the nicest way to go about that.

I cannot stop thinking about that Atlantic article. It's truly incredible the way Trump's cabinet is like a nesting doll of imbeciles... each one stupider and greedier than the last