mad mage sparklefart the horrid

Two villagers watch me fall on my face twitching

"Did he say he was smoking lead?"

"I think he did yeah"

"Aren't they the court wizard?"

"More than just the court wizard, I'm teaching the wolves how to roll cigarettes"

They look down at me. I have 3 pupils in my left eye and am sweating purple.

"I think he's possessed"

Or do soldiers deserve the peace that is having their bones burned and moving on from this stage in existence as recompense for their servitude in war.?

Have you ever wanted to be a bunch of reality-jumping WIZARDS with your friends and mess around causing (and sometimes solving) absurd and ridiculous Problems in equally absurd and ridiculous WORLDS?

I made a two-page TTRPG about playing as WIZARDS who have to deal with all sorts of Problems across all sorts of strange WORLDS; luckily, you have three schools of spells to help you; Weird spells, Wild spells, and Wacky spells. Hopefully that's enough, because for some reason, all of your spells seem to cause more problems than they solve...

This is my first time writing a TTRPG, so if anyone ends up playing this, I would LOVE to hear about it! Feedback is very much appreciated

This game was originally inspired by Wizard Tumblr and all of its shenanigans, and in fact the 'tags' system is a holdover from when this was called WIZARDS OF THE TUMBLRVRS, so of course I felt like I had to share it here ;3