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noahschnapp Wait I need to set an alarm for midnight

user YESSSSS

sadiesink_ was my performance in stranger things good enough to be casted in one of these things?

⤿ yourusername idk i've got a long waiting list

⤿ finnwolfhardofficial Ok Miss 'I'm top of the music charts'

⤿ gatenmatarazzo Fame changed her...

⤿ yourusername stop deuxmoi will think ur being serious

user why is the stranger things cast here😭😭😭

djotime Did you put a meme of your own album on the last slide

⤿ yourusername literally go away

⤿ user they're flirting btw

⤿ user what stage of insanity is this

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yourusername and i can bring you loooveeeee !!! opalite is all yours (not joe. joe is mine) (😝😝😝)

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user still recovering

noahschnapp Keeping this a secret was so hard

⤿ yourusername i FORCED u to shut up with the threat that i'd cut ur scenes

⤿ finnwolfhardofficial Can you cut my scenes why was I the villain of the music video?

⤿ yourusername L

⤿ finnwolfhardofficial ?

user THEY'RE DATING

user second slide is SO real

djotime Wow! Good song! Do you know who sings this?

⤿ yourusername ooohh! idk heard she wants u though x

⤿ djotime I'll ping her a message then! (Love you)

⤿ yourusername (love you too)

user this is so peak

sadiesink_ hard launching through a music video (that i'm in ???) is so cool

⤿ yourusername ur so cool

calebmclaughlin Thanks for putting me in the most obnoxious neon work out outfit

⤿ yourusername i'll never let u escape the 80s outfits😁😁

user i'm obsessed with them

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yourusername hubby

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djotime First

djotime I love you Mrs Keery

⤿ yourusername i'm blushing

⤿ yourusername i love you mr keery

user loooovee this show will there be a season 2?

user why's joe responding to his own comment😭😭

⤿ yourusername he's a strange one isn't he?

⤿ djotime ?

nattyiceofficial my favorite scene partner❤️

⤿ yourusername my walk 'em down wheeler💕💕

user who else was lowkey rooting for steve and her character to get together more than stancy lol

⤿ user ME OMG I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

⤿ user djotime and yourusername's chemistry was INSANEEEE

⤿ user duffer brothers what do we think about a slow burn / yearning / enemies to lovers / rain kiss...

⤿ user you need to write the damn script at this point😭😭

charlie.r.heaton Core Four!

⤿ yourusername CORE FOURRRR

SEASON TWO:

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yourusername we're so back. season two of stranger things is out now and everyone be nice to snoopy, he's new on set🤍

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noahschnapp SNOOPYYYY

⤿ milliebobbybrown i loved seeing him in the corner of my eye during every scene

⤿ yourusername snoopy said he loves this season and that everyone should watch it (100% true i promise)

user the cast having a mascot is so cute🥺🥺

user who are the parents of snoopy?

⤿ finnwolfhardofficial djotime is mom and yourusername is dad

djotime Maybe next season you'll post a nice picture of me

⤿ yourusername unless u die next season idk

sadiesink_ i'm in a yourusername photo dump i've made it😭

user season 2 out of ? with joe being featured

nattyiceofficial why is joe in time out

⤿ yourusername because he made my character cry this season

⤿ djotime That was literally in the script what else was I supposed to say

⤿ nattyiceofficial oh sit back in timeout.

⤿ yourusername stay there until next season joe.

⤿ calebmclaughlin Looks like Snoopy's staying with dad tonight...

SEASON THREE:

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yourusername i was stuck in the fuckass scoops ahoy outfit all season so i might as well make a post about it... oh, well. if u wanna watch joe get beat up for a third season in a row, u know the drill😉

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user i can't tell if the writers are trying to get their characters together or that's just djotime and yourusername breaking character😭

⤿ user LITERALLY they have such chemistry i'll feel robbed if they don't kiss by next season

gatenmatarazzo Scoops Troop gather around!

⤿ yourusername yes sir!

⤿ djotime ✋

⤿ maya_hawke Here! (For yourusername)

⤿ djotime ...

⤿ priahferguson yessssss💜

user i'm SO obsessed with them

user "fuckass outfit" as if she didn't manage to pull it off for 8 episodes

user i demand we have this group together again next season (...with more steve and her character scenes... i'm not asking for much...)

djotime I've been promoted to 2 pictures in the dump this year

⤿ user and the photos are nicer, yourusername we're losing credibility...

⤿ yourusername i'm sorry it's hard to catch that pretty face off guard💔

yourusername deleted this comment!

⤿ yourusername i'm sorry, i'll take my job more seriously next season💔

⤿ user HELLO?

user so we're acting as if me and 3 other people didn't see her comment before she deleted it

SEASON FOUR:

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yourusername what a whirlwind of a season! couldn't have done it without all my beautiful castmates, i love u all endlessly. one last ride together🤍

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user oh so she wants to make me cry on a random friday night

user wdym we have one season left... come back...

sadiesink_ the cutest

⤿ yourusername u get ittttt

user WHO IS THAT ON THE SECOND SLIDE

⤿ user her character literally wears that in the show so it HAS to be someone on set

⤿ user ...ever heard of people visiting their partners while they're filming

⤿ user god forbid a girl pretends yourusername and joe keery are dating

djotime Cool

⤿ yourusername cool

⤿ user OMG KISS

⤿ user ur so funny for this😭😭😭

finnwolfhardofficial yourusername Why are you taking pictures of Joe shirtless?

⤿ yourusername omg i'll literally block u

maya_hawke My favorite couple

⤿ maya_hawke Of friends

⤿ maya_hawke On set

⤿ yourusername maya my love i think it's best if we delete comments instead of trying to save face by adding more fuel to the fire😭😭

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yourusername deleted this comment!

user maya tell us what we don't know!!!

SEASON FIVE:

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yourusername and it's all over just like that. i can't thank u enough for the support u have given us over the decade and it breaks my heart that this is the final photo dump. oh, my beloved stranger things, u are so special to me.

so long, hawkins, u were terrifying don't get me wrong (!!!) but u were home.🤍🤍🤍

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milliebobbybrown just when i thought i was done crying

maya_hawke ❤️❤️❤️

user who else screamed when steve and her character kissed this seaosn

⤿ user i felt like i was intruding

⤿ user it was so ...intimate?

noahschnapp Love you :(((((

nellfisher_ thank you for making this experience the best year of my life❤️

⤿ yourusername oh nell ur so talented endlessly proud of u🥺🥺🥺

user DROP THE HARD LAUNCH

user get you a man who brings you flowers

nattyiceofficial memories to last a lifetime

⤿ yourusername i miss u already natty

djotime A beautiful performance from the most beautiful person❤️

⤿ yourusername oh, my joe🤍

⤿ user MY ?????

⤿ user WHY'S NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

user not her hiding her boyfriend in the final stranger things post so we all forget to talk about it

yourusername steve harrington i miss u, u were so sexy

⤿ yourusername fuck wrong account

yourusername deleted this comment!

calebmclaughlin How did you get away with that comment yourusername?😭😭

⤿ yourusername i've never deleted something so quick in my life

⤿ user another day another yourusername comment we missed💔

POST-SEASON FIVE:

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yourusername i take method acting very seriously

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user YOU'RE DJOKING.

user FUCK OFF

user HARD LAUNCH OF THE CENTURY

sadiesink_ the nonchalant post as if you didn't break millions of people's hearts

⤿ yourusername the first post of many i love my boyfriend

⤿ user HER. BOYFRIEND.

user am i dreaming or is that you harrington?

carabuono Such a beautiful couple. So lucky to watch you two fall in love.🤍

finnwolfhardofficial When can I come over

⤿ gatenmatarazzo Let them finish their hard launch and ask them later

⤿ gatenmatarazzo And ask them if I can join

⤿ calebmclaughlin Same

⤿ yourusername ??????

nattyiceofficial i've never seen you happier❤️

user i haven't recovered from their characters ending up together in the epilogue LET ALONE them dating irl😭😭😭

djotime I love you

⤿ yourusername i love u too

⤿ user KMS

⤿ user I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

gatenmatarazzo When can I tell people that you two improvised the kiss this season

⤿ djotime I think you just did

⤿ yourusername hell yeah tell them i have no shame

⤿ user "improvised" as if it hasn't been named the best tv kiss on tiktok

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djotime I fell in love on set 10 years ago. Figured it was time to tell you all about her.

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user AND NOW HE POSTS ABOUT HER

user fell to my knees at the caption i'll settle for no less

user get married

maya_hawke You two keep getting cuter!!!

nattyiceofficial why's snoopy being squished

⤿ user FUCK OFF THEY DID NOT NAME THEIR CAT SNOOPY

⤿ user from naming their teddy snoopy to their shared cat i feel sick

⤿ user omg they're perfect😩😩😩

finnwolfhardofficial When can I come over

⤿ yourusername i know u didn't comment the same question u asked me on joe's account

⤿ finnwolfhardofficial Now that I know you're online can you answer me

⤿ yourusername idk tomorrow if u want

⤿ calebmclaughlin I'll be there then

⤿ yourusername U DIDN'T EVEN ASK THE QUESTION ????

⤿ gatenmatarazzo Ok I'll see you guys there

⤿ yourusername ur djoking

user reminder that we watched them fall in love with each season

milliebobbybrown this is the most adorable thing ever

yourusername joe i'm so in love with u

⤿ djotime I'm so so in love with you too

⤿ charlie.r.heaton But Stonathan is better

⤿ djotime Yeah definitely

⤿ yourusername oh

let me know if u liked this sort of post and i can do more bc it is so much funnnnn

So naturally, about a month into dating, you decide surprising him at his apartment is a great idea.  

You slip inside with the spare key because he told you weeks ago “it’s okay to stop by whenever.”

You think it'll be cute.

Maybe you'll sneak up behind him, cover his eyes, press a kiss to his cheek just to watch him go all flustered and pink for you. 

You've got a soft plushie tucked under your arm—a teddy bear wearing a blue hoodie and tiny little glasses that looks exactly like him. Keys Bear, as you'd immediately named him in your head.

You're still grinning to yourself as you jiggle the door open.

Except the moment you step inside you hear:

“Motherfucker.”

You stop dead, the keys still dangling from your fingers, plushie nearly slipping from your arm, because... 

Who the hell was that?

You know that voice.

But at the same time... you don't.

It sounded like Keys.

Except lower, rougher. Completely stripped of the soft-spoken warmth you're used to hearing.

“There’s no fucking way that hit me.”

Click.

Click-click-click.

“Where did this guy even come from?”

Click-click.

“Yeah, okay. Sure. That's bullshit.”

Your eyebrows slowly climb toward your hairline.

Keys swears?

Obviously he does; he's an adult, you've never assumed otherwise.

But around you, the harshest word you've ever heard him say is probably “damn.”

You inch down the hallway toward his bedroom, the door cracked open enough for you to peek through.

And you find your sweet, considerate, impossibly patient boyfriend sitting there, three inches from the monitor, headset on, shoulders wound so tight they're practically touching his ears.

His eyes are locked onto the screen with laser-focus, fingers flying across the keyboard faster than you can follow.  

The same fingers that slip into yours mid-conversation.

The same fingers that patiently untangle your necklaces when they knot, zip up your dresses when you're struggling with the clasp.

The same fingers that help you fold laundry on lazy Sunday mornings because “it's faster if two people do it.” 

The same fingers that once spent forty-five minutes researching heating pads online because he was not about to let you suffer through cramps with anything mediocre.  

You've never seen him look this focused before. 

Jaw set tight, a tendon in his neck standing out in a way you’re not used to seeing. His eyes are narrowed behind his glasses, the screen reflecting in quick, restless flashes of light across the lenses. 

“Are you actually serious right now?”

Click.

“Push mid.”

Click-click.

“No—don’t stand there, move.”

Click.

“Yeah. That's what I thought.”

Your stomach does a strange little flip.

Because...

Is this your boyfriend?

Your sweet boyfriend? 

Your “text me when you get home” boyfriend? 

Your “hold still, it's cold” boyfriend?

Your “I saw this and thought of you” boyfriend? 

Your “I made extra food because I knew you’d forget to eat” boyfriend? 

The man who says “sorry” when he needs to squeeze past someone in a grocery aisle?

The man who once spent an entire afternoon helping his elderly neighbor move furniture because her grandson couldn't make it over that week?

The man who gets pink in the face whenever you compliment him?

Who still gets visibly flustered every time you kiss his cheek?

That man?

And what really gets you, about all this, isn't the swearing.

It's his tone. 

Key’s isn’t shouting into his microphone or slamming his desk the way you’d expect from most gamers.

If anything, he’s speaking in this low, calm register.  

Something a little degrading in his voice when he tells his teammates: “You wanna try that one again?” or “Nice job, buddy. Maybe hit something next time.”

A kind of cool, knowing arrogance that only comes from being completely certain he’s right.

Which, judging by the groans from the people in his headset and the score steadily climbing on his screen, he usually is. 

You always knew your boyfriend liked being right. 

When you first met Keys, you'd figured out pretty quickly that he was insanely smart. Competitive, too.  

You just never realized he’d been holding himself back this whole time. 

It's like discovering your golden retriever has teeth.

Because for the first time, it occurs to you that your boyfriend isn't nice because he lacks a backbone.

He isn't sweet because he's incapable of being mean.

He's sweet because he actively chooses to be. 

Watching him now, it's obvious.

That quick wit, that confidence. That razor-sharp sarcasm and the ease with which he fires back cutting comments without missing a beat.

A side that clearly existed long before you met him.

It's always been there, just hidden underneath polite smiles and good manners.

That contrast, unfortunately, is making it very difficult for you to think straight.

And even more difficult to stand straight.

You shift your weight in the doorway, still clutching little Keys Bear against your chest as you feel heat pool between your thighs, growing wetter with each passing second—another low, mumbled comment from him, dry and just this side of mean, effortless in the way he says it and so different from the softness he shows you.

On screen, another defeat.

Keys lets out a long, suffering sigh, dragging a hand through his hair as he slumps back in his chair.  

It swivels slightly with the motion, and his gaze finally catches on you in his peripheral vision.

You watch as those big, expressive puppy-dog eyes go round with shock. 

And just like that, Gamer Keys disappears. 

He jolts, the headset nearly flying off as he yanks it from his head, sending it clattering onto the keyboard. 

“Baby! Hey!” The smile that spreads across his face is instantly familiar, warm and soft, albeit surprised. “When did you, uh, when did you get here?”

You blink, remembering to swallow the spit pooled on your tongue before you speak. 

“Just now.”

Keys studies you for a second.

The slack-jawed, slightly dazed look on your face must give you away, because his brows pull together.

“Is... everything okay?”

“Yep.”

“You sure?”

“Mm-hm.”

“Okay, cause… I mean, you’re kinda just staring at me right now? So...”

Yeah.

Because ten minutes ago you thought your boyfriend was the sweetest man alive.

And you still do.

Except now you’ve discovered there’s an entirely different side to him underneath all that softness.

A side that's confident, quick-witted, ruthless, almost intimidating when the situation calls for it.  

Mean.   

You clear your throat, glancing down at the teddy bear still squished against your chest before holding it out.

“I brought you this.”

Keys blinks at it, then carefully takes it from you with both hands.

And the expression that breaks across his face is so soft, so fond, it makes you doubt whether the last few minutes were real at all.

“Wow, this is... he’s so cute,” he huffs out a quiet laugh, turning it in his hands, thumb smoothing over its head. He looks up at you, a boyish grin pulling at his mouth, his glasses catching the light. “Is this supposed to be me?”

You nod.

He lets out another laugh, shaking his head. “Yeah, okay. I see it.” 

He gently props the plushie up right beside his monitor, adjusting it once before letting it settle.

Then he reaches for you. It’s easy and instinctive—one arm slipping around your waist as he draws you closer, spreading his legs and guiding you into the space between his knees. 

Your hands come up to rest on his shoulders, fingers carding through the soft hair at the nape of his neck. 

He tilts his head up to look at you, still a little concerned, trying to figure out why you haven’t stopped staring at him. 

“Hey, you sure you’re okay?” he asks again, quieter this time, thumb brushing against your side.  

You lean down, palms gently holding him in place as you press a sweet, feather-light kiss to his cheek. You give his face a soft little squeeze afterward, pleased by the scrunch of his nose and the way his grin spreads.

His ears turn pink.

There he is.

Your Keys.

“Just missed you,” you mumble, then glance toward the glowing monitor behind him. “Can I watch you finish your game?”

His brows lift slightly.

“The game?”

“Yeah.”

“Uh, you sure?” he blinks, clearly thrown. “We can do something else.”

You shake your head.

“No. Keep playing. I wanna see.” 

A slow, slightly confused smile tugs at his mouth before he nods. 

“Okay, yeah, sure. Let me grab you a chair.” 

You hum, then—much to Keys’ surprise—you turn around and plop yourself down, right into the space between his thighs.

His chest presses flush against your back, the familiar warmth of him wrapping around you. The sudden closeness seems to catch him off guard; you feel his breath hitch right by your ear, his lips grazing against your skin when he exhales.

You wiggle your hips, rubbing against his lap as you try to get comfortable, and immediately feel him go still behind you.

You bear just a little more of your weight down before turning your head, catching his wide-eyed gaze with a sweet smile.