ayuda (des)ordenador

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that

god forbid argonians try to make a living in this economy

lusty argonian maids? in MY area!?

What is even the difference between an Elf and a High Elf?

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”