I Get It, I’m A Twink

god im reading a text about romance fiction (especially targeted at young adults) for class and one sentence in it literally made my brain explode because ive been thinking about this kind of stuff too, how “Many people wouldn’t fall in love if they’ve never heard about it before.” and like…imagine there was no ideal/overaccentuated image of love and romance painted in postmodern mass media….how would we love? would it be purer? more authentic? what would we do differently? would we fall in love at all if we werent constantly being fed an ideal concept of love as the norm in mass media? like what is a natural process of human feelings and what is just a projection of how we want to love and want to be loved based on what we’ve seen on tv and read in books etc? in this essay i will

THAT is big dick energy

the sheer amount of other people with sensory processing issues who had no idea this was venom related until they got to the caption

god the scene where klaus is under the bath water and he’s sober enough to start hearing the ghosts scream his name and he ends up pulling himself above the water to light a joint to drown their screaming is. it’s a Lot. it’s so much

i just think a lot about how he constantly hears the voices of people he can’t help, who scream at him bc he’s the only one who can hear them and he can’t DO anything he can’t HELP, all he can do is be reminded of death and death and violence and violence at all times, all times. like it’s not just peaceful deaths, ghosts are usually made from violence and betrayal… like… klaus constantly sees the Worst of Humanity in physical red raw wounds across the faces of confused and scared people…. his world is one of constantly reminders of Betrayal. it’s sad :(

Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car

I see your concern y’all but this wasn’t a man telling me what to do. This is a man who had important knowledge and shared it with me. He was aiding me on a quest I didn’t even know I was on.

You fool, that was Arby himself.

I could watch this all day.

he flipped

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

@scottbaiowulf

So many people are desperately googling whether chimpanzees are native to the us midwest right now

Today I found out if you have a degree in wildlife management you can say something absolutely against any history or facts and people will just be Extremely Worried you know something really big that they somehow missed

wheres the store op

yeah that sounds about right

D, A, then E in that order

The (p)Harmacist

there’s some weirdo printing out pepe the frog memes and he looks like an incel i think hes one of those alt right freaks idk whether to call him out or mind my business

i asked him why he printing out pepe shit and he talking abt some “its for a project” like GAG why do you need a pic of a frog with a celtic cross and SS bolts for a school project

ok so i met up with him today and questioned him again and apparently it was a project… abt the rise of white nationalism and he had a segment abt how they ruined pepe the frog i feel so bad that i vagued abt him timothy if youre reading this im sorry