tell them stories. they need the truth

heres the fucked up thing about water. if you start getting hydration conscientious your body just keeps up with you. you never beat it you just unlock new levels. you start carrying a water bottle, maybe 16oz, sure, its good. you start having to fill it up so fucking often it's annoying. you think oh fuck, man. if I upgrade I wont have to fill it as much. 20oz. it works for a bit but then it's back to square one. 24oz. 40oz. you are peeing so much and refilling so much. my water bottle is fucking huge. I have my own carrier for it, to use it as a bag when I go out because it barely fits in my messenger bag. its 73oz. i fill it up and I get that feeling that I won't ever have to refill it again but then its empty five hours later. it never stops

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

I, for one, welcome our new trans gods

I love the implication that the Singular Christian God has been replaced by. Every trans person. We are now a unity

Walking around barefoot feels fine. Walking around in socks feels fine. Walking around with a hole in a sock is aggravating. (source)

well yeah if you have socks on you expect sock

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

You are born with the names of everyone you will never meet on your skin

You break into a serial killers home