Bread knife
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Hold it!
Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.
Notice anything strange about the bread?
I didnβt either. Thatβs becauseβ¦
β¦no cuts were made there in the first place!
The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!
How, you ask? Look to the second photo.
While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, Iβm not sure about the bottom half.
Looks pretty flat, doesnβt it?
The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witnessβs breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.
It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. Iβm sure youβre finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index fingerβs fingertip?
This illustration explains it all.
While I amβ¦ ahem, not the best artistβ¦
(Didnβt I go to art school?)
The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is becauseβ¦
The witness was making space to put the knifeβs handle!
Objection
Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.
as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.
if you look at any photo of real bread it canβt attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.
If youβll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.
Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Donβt answer that, I will.
Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldnβt shine on the inside when it isnβt buttered.
And it isnβt too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.
Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.
It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.
Edgeworth, youβre asking yourself the wrong question. Itβs not βis there bread like thatβ¦β
You should be asking βcan there be bread like that?β
Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.
Furthermore. there are parts of the witnessβs bread knife that donβt just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.
Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.
In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witnessβs photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!
Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.
Butβ¦ look back at the witnessβs photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.
Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Letβs have a go.
Iβm sure you see it now, Your Honor.
The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!
The defense has an explanation for this positioning.
The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!
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