disorientedsuggestion

is it bad that i feel like lying about my hobbies when i’m asked and very much want to give a cooler answer instead

but who will stop me from putting the chicken BEFORE the egg

do those who gooned into a sock or some other apparatus ill-suited for the preservation of seed get jail-time for killing all their possible offspring ? no ? how silly .

how many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth

why are the consequences to letting the intrusive thought win if the intrusive thought in question is funny

look at me writing a million suggestions and having them queued up only to abandon them once my fingers tire of this terrible screen

how do i sell ‘re-do’s’ on life ? i reckon i’d make a fortune . better yet , i’d be the first customer .

i found out the hard way that speaking your mind in the heat of the moment gets you no where fast. if that’s the race you want to win , i’d be happy to be your coach

my favourite conspiracy is that they sell you pepper to grind yourselves to make you feel an extra sense of accomplish,ent while cooking

i took a nap and woke up tired . why not just let me sleep forever then

perhaps if i grinded harder and unlocked this level of wit and sarcasm sooner i would be having more fun

i see what they meant when they asked about the plastic bag drifting through the wind