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SHREK SENTENCE MEME

"This is one of those drop it, and leave it alone things."

"Oh come on."

"So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad."

"I'm too young for you to die!"

"Man this would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind."

"People take one look at me and think, argh, help, run."

"CAKE! Everybody loves cake. Cakes have layers."

"I see it, there.. that big shadowy one right there."

"What's that? It's hideous."

"Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!"

"Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"

"Man that was annoying."

"No, it's one of those drop-it-and-leave-it-alone things."

"Turn your head and cough!"

"I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going... take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it..."

"You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings!"

"It's amazing what you've done with such a modest boulder.. That is a nice boulder."

"Well, I have to save my ass."

"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

"He huffed, and he puffed, and he... signed an eviction notice."

"Hey what's your problem, what you got against the whole world anyway?"

"Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe."

"I don't care what everybody likes!"

"You're a monster."

"Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming?"

"Two things okay? Shut. Up."

"Can I stay with you? Please?"

"Please! I don't wanna go back there, you don't know what it's like to be treated as a freak!"

"I can't feel my toes!"

"I don't have any toes!"

"There's an arrow in your butt!"

"I think I need a hug!"

P!ATD SENTENCE STARTERS

P!ATD SENTENCE STARTERS

"I'm not a betting man but this is a sure thing."

"My favorite place is the warm embrace of holding your hair back in a bathroom stall."

"I'm not trying to hurt you!"

"I guess that's how its gotta be."

"All that hate is gonna burn you up."

"It's such a mystery why you're here."

"I can't live without you."

"And you became as clear as cellophane."

"I don't think I can take the way you make me out to be."

"Our consciences are always so much heavier than our egos."

"I set my expectations high so nothing ever comes out right."

"Turn off the lights."

"Turn on the charm for me."

"I've got my heavy heart to hold me down."

"My head's in the clouds."

"How in God's name did I survive?"

"Make room!"

"We're taking over here."

"Cold and alone, it suits you well."

"Fate will play us out with a song of pure romance."

"Let's kill tonight!"

"Show them all you're not the ordinary type."

"Her words were swimming through his ears again."

"There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for."

"You're guaranteed to run this town!"

"I'd pay to see you frown."

"Say what you mean!"

"Tell me I'm right."

"It's nine in the afternoon."

"Your eyes are the size of the moon!"

"What a beautiful wedding!"

"What a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"

"It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality."

"Technically our marriage is saved."

"This calls for a toast!"

"Pour the champagne!"

"This is the beat of my heart."

"They haven’t seen the best of us yet!"

"If you love me let me go."

"These words are knives and often leave scars."

"Truth be told, I never was yours."

"Don’t try to sleep through the end of the world!"

"Bury me alive."

"I won’t give up without a fight!"

"You're really just climbing out the back door?"

"No one knows it's you, _____!"

"Found another victim!"

"Found another victim?"

"No one's gonna find you."

"You put a sour little flavor in my mouth."

"We're so lucky!"

"Back away from the water, babe, you might drown."

"The party isn't over tonight!"

"Where will you be waking up tomorrow morning?"

"I love them."

"5-4-3-2-1!"

"Oh, if you only knew what we've been up to..."

"Keep it secret!"

"Give it to me now."

"We're lost in a dream."

"Do it one more time!"

"Its where villains spend the weekend."

"We're swimming with the sharks until we drown."

"Ain't it so perfect."

"Our cynical minds will make it totally worth it."

"Would you change it if you could?"

"Cross my heart and hope to die."

"I've lost control and I don't want it back!"

"I'm going numb, I've been hijacked and it's a fucking drag."

"I taste you on my lips and I can't get rid of you."

"Damn your kiss and the awful things you do!"

"You're worse than nicotine!"

"It's better to burn than to fade away."

"It's better to leave than to be replaced."

"I'm losing to you, baby, I'm no match."

"Just one more hit and then we're through."

"You could never love me back."

"Your love's a fucking drag but I need it so bad."

"I don't wanna hear you've got a boy/girlfriend."

"Sometimes you're better off alone."

"f you change your mind, you know where to find me."

"Never did I think that I would be caught in the way you got me." "You've gotta save your reputation."

"They're close to finding out about your girl/boyfriend!"

"Looks innocent enough, doesn't it?"

"Sometimes there are dangers involved that never meet the eye.

"No matter where you meet a stranger, be careful if they are too friendly."

"If you're gonna be the death of me, that's how I wanna go."

"I've never so adored you..."

"Don't let me do this to myself!"

"You never could control me."

"Well I never really thought that you'd come tonight."

"Give me one last kiss."

"We're far too young to die."

"Whether near or far, I am always yours."

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