DisneysDirtyPrincess

Look, I fucking love technology. I love what the advancements in my lifetime have been able to make possible. The sheer amount of information and communication and creative tools available is incredible, and I often wonder how different my life would be now if I’d grown up with all these things available and accessible. (How many more things would I know how to do? How much more music could I have written? How much more art could I have produced? Could I have started my own businesses sooner? How many more people from how many more places would I know?)

But the things in the above posts are problems. I see plenty of bitching now about the effects that ‘TV / video game babysitting’ had on you - you think handing a 2-year-old a tablet to shut them up isn’t just another incarnation of the same thing? 

We bitch about how fucked up algorithms are all over the internet, and you don’t think kids having nearly unmonitored access is a problem? You don’t see a potential for how this could be fucking someone up? Open a YouTube page as a new user (with zero history, cookies, etc.), click on an innocuous video, and let autoplay run for a bit. It gets weird real fast. (Even with filters.)

As difficult as ‘don’t worry about looking like the people in the magazines, they don’t look like that either’ was for us, you don’t think there’s a potential for more damage with social media etc. now? Everybody has access to filters and photoshop etc. The whole ‘influencer’ thing is that ‘anybody can be a star, you can make yourself, you don’t have to wait for a studio etc. to discover you.’ Seven-year-olds obsessing whether they look fat or if their instagrams can compete with some random person who’s edited the shit out of their photos (and they’re not a movie star, just a random person, so it must be real!) is messed up. 

Kids coming into schools with lower vocabulary levels because they haven’t heard as many words from people by a certain age - because it’s easier to sit them in front of a pretty, addicting game to keep them occupied and behaving than spend the time interacting with them person-to-person - is messed up.

1. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 2. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 3. Have you ever walked in on people having sex? 4. Have you ever had phone sex? 5. Have you ever had birthday sex? 6. Name a non-pornographic movie that turns you on? 7. Have you ever used a sex swing? 8. Do you own any sex toys? If so, what? 9. Have you had a one night stand? 10. Back rub or foot rub? 11. Have you ever had an awkward moment where people were having sex and you were present? 12. Have you ever swapped partners? 13. Have you ever experienced DP? 14. Cuddling on the couch or picnic in the park? 15. Have you ever had sex on the beach? 16. Do you like to watch? 17. Ever been filmed or filmed yourself during a sexual act? 18. Have you ever had sex with someone that you were not suppose to? (Boss, teacher, relative). 19. Have you ever had a secret relationship? 20. Are feet a turn on? 21. Have you ever had a long distance relationship? 22. Have you ever met someone in person that you met online? 23. One thing you haven’t done sexually that you are hoping to try. 24. Anal or oral? 25. Have you ever been with someone of the same sex? 26. Have you ever masturbated outside the confines of your home? 27. Drunk sex or stoned sex? 28. Have you ever slept with an ex while no longer together? 29. Have you ever accidentally sent a dirty pic or message to the wrong person/people? 30. Have you ever had someone show a private pic to others without permission? 31. Does your partner have to be shorter or taller than you? 32. Have you ever been with someone that another member of your family has been with? 33. Whip or riding crop? 34. Name a song that puts you in the mood. 35. Have you ever had sex on a plane? 36. Is there anyone that you’ve slept with that you can’t recall their name? 37. Have you given or received road head? 38. Would you prefer receiving/giving a titty fuck or foot job? 39. Name a hard limit of yours. 40. Sex on the hood of a car or the back of a pick up? 41. Shower sex or sex in the rain? 42. If you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be? 43. If you could change one thing about your personality what would it be? 44. Kill one, marry one, fuck one? (Name the three). 45. Choking or hair pulling? 46. Would you rather? (Name the two). 47. True or false? (You pick question). 48. Bar or club? 49. Have you ever had sex in the snow? 50. Have you ever had sex with a neighbour? (The house on the left or right, not down the street). 51. Have you ever had sex at a sports venue? (Football field, rink, etc.). 52. Have you ever used something outside the norm to orgasm? 53. Can you recall a time you were cock blocked or twat swatted? 54. Would you rather play dirty doctor or naughty detention? 55. What’s sexier nice eyes or nice lips? 56. What’s more attractive a sense of humour or a sense of style? 57. Ice cubes or wax? 58. Do you prefer a younger or older partner? 59. Ball gag or hand over mouth? 60. Have you ever posted a pic or a video of you committing a sexual act? 61. Did your parents have “the sex talk” with you when you were young? If so, which parent? How did it go? 62. If you had to choose, cowgirl or reverse cowgirl? 63. Morning sex or afternoon delight? 64. Are you vocal during sex? 65. Your socks, on or off in bed? 66. Embarrassing sex moment. 67. Pillow fight or pillow fort? 68. Naked twister or strip poker? 69. Have you ever done a 69? 70. Make you’re own multiple choice question.