*Insert fart noises*

i had a generous sample packet of this in my purse and i did not know it was 300 dollar face cream i thought it was i don’t know my roommate buys a lot of shit from sephora and i thought it was like.. 30 dollar serum whatever you know who cares. so i used it as handjob lube in a pinch then afterwards we were like “that is so soft. that is so supple. what is this? this is so soft.” and so i googled it and it was 300 dollar face cream. 

When you see a rare pokemon nearby

Concept art and character designs for “Piper” Pixar’s upcoming short film directed by Alan Barillaro (x)

i’m laughing so hard he’s asking the ghost all the questions and it’s giving answers using the one beep/two beep system, then he asks if it’s a boy or a girl and it just starts screaming