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In the Beginning there was Jack, not Guetta.

Chicago residents and house music veterans from all over the world came correct upon coming up on this ridiculous story of french EDM producer, David Guetta, claiming he brought house music to the states in 2009. LOFL

https://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video/david-guetta-helped-bring-house-music-us-made-58605923

I’m not sure is the bigger moron here, Guetta, or ABC for not doing their research.

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If you have a kid you know packaging is key to buying crap for your kids. Well folks. Antsypants got me good. As I was shopping at Target I saw this neat tent and bought for my kid. We waited until his birthday to open it and low and behold it’s a fucking tent COVER. WTF is a tent cover? Like an asshole I thought, like most tents, it came with the poles folded up. Nope.

You have to BUY A BOX OF…

What’s happening in Aurora Fox Valley Mall? Not breastfeeding!

These two dorks ay Fox Valley Mall in Aurora, IL just told a breast feeding mother that she could not openly breastfeed her baby in the mall.

Apparently they graduated from the Paul Blart school of mall cops because breastfeeding in publuc is 100% legal in Illinois.

per the Breastfeed Act

These assholes really have no clue. Typical responses on facebook pages are “no one wants to see your tits”.…

On Tuesday owner of the Holiday Club Peter Malek made a HUGE mistake. He posted his private opinions before considering that they would kill his business. On Tuesday morning (probably still drunk from the night before) Malek posted the following meme:

He defended it by stating in his post as he answered angry commentes that his parents, who are European, came to the US legally and so should…

Enacting a Dependency Clause for minors can ensure child rights and protection.

I didn’t occur to me to ever blog my Master’s Thesis before until it was requested. Duh. I worked so hard on it. So I am deviating from my standard blog postings to get this thing online. Maybe 20 years later it will be of some use to someone as “Children’s Rights” will always remain a hot topic. Below is the entire thesis: Abstract, Full Chapters, Ch 1 Intro, Ch 2 An Historical Perspective on…

In case you haven’t figured it out. I troll the Internet. Do I wear this as a badge of honor? Not really. I have this sadistic nature to anger angry people. It’s a total waste of time and energy on useless people….or is it? Over the past few months I’ve been reading articles on Facebook and have noticed that the most inflammatory posts make it to the top of the comments. In doing so lengthy…

I turned 40 last year. To be honest it didn’t phase me. At least not on my actual birthday… but as my 40th year has progressed it has proven to be quite a landmark year. I’ve noticed lots of people my age died. Some of natural causes but lots more of suicide. Some famous, some not so famous. I’d rather not mention specific names in respect for their families. They’ve had enough pain.  In watching…

Remind Me to Not Die: Media DRAGS Erin Moran Entire Day Before Releasing Real Cause of Death

I’ve always understood that you do not speak ill of the dead because they have no way to defend themselves. Apparently the media could give a fuck about that. It’s just a race to get the gossip in clicks out before instead of releasing factual information in a respectable manner. Over the weekend Erin Moran died. Beloved character, “Joanie” of Happy Days. I was born in the 70’s and grew up…

One of My Worst Fears Occured When I Met One of My Idols Last Night

This particular entry may be different that my others ones. Supplies! No politics! But you might think it’s funny if you get through the entire thing. (This might be my longest blog ever since it’s personal, but I think hilarious bc I’m such an idiot). I once read that Dale Carengie made it a point to remember everyone’s names and address people by them. “Using a person’s name is crucial,…

JC Penney Doesn’t Give a Fuck About You

Nor do do most retailers. If you haven’t guessed it already, I scour the internet for odd stories and happenings and came across an(other) issue that truly disgusts me. The bottom line. Yes, lots of shit pisses me off. It’s because no one really does the right thing! Why is it that it seems as if everyone just can’t be helpful and cognizant of their own brothers and sisters? I admit, I’m not…

Now I’m Not Trying To Be Rude

  Now, I’m not trying to be rude but….Have you seen the products marketed to women lately? I’ve come across some interesting products and thought I’d share them with you. Apparently, fake camel toe underwear is a trend. You can look yourself, I am choosing not to post camel toes on my page. (haha Remember when the Camel Toads story came out. you’re an old school message board user if you remember…

Mean Girls Gone Wild

We are fighting in so many ways it is hard to keep up. Just when we thought nothing could top Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer…..  Rosie posts this….. Rosie has taken internet trolling to a whole other level. And if I am looking at this photograph correctly, that looks like is actually her hair. Rosie? Did you cut your hair for this part. Because if so, I BOW to the QUEEN of all trolls. And yes, I…

We are fighting in so many ways it is hard to keep up. Just when we thought nothing could top Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer….. then Rosie posts this….. Rosie has taken internet trolling to a whole other level. And if I am looking at this photograph correctly, that looks like is actually her hair. Rosie? Did you cut your hair for this part. Because if so, I BOW to the QUEEN of all trolls. And…

Grab ‘Em By the Pocket!

Apparently another march is being organized entitled a “A Day Without Women”. It’s premise is to skip work and show how important we are. I think this is a horrible idea as a mother of a child who was in the NICU, PLEASE DO NOT ABANDON YOUR POSTS! Do not punish everyone for a minority, that’s not what we’re about. Teachers! Doctors! Lawyers! Day Care! LIQUOR STORE OWNERS! And assuming many women…

It’s been a tough week. Regardless of what side you’re on. So I’ve decided to do what I do best. Talk about my feelings. Through memes. Watching the Inauguration was kind of boring. GW though, never fails to deliver. Melania’s body language was hard to ignore. I’ve now started following this brilliant account. We have 4 years. I’m sure it can only get better.Feminist Melania’s Twitter People have…