angoisse

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

Wait has someone said “insane clown pussy” yet

nope ur the first ,champ

Ive said it when I’m clapping those white painted cheeks but never in a text post

Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

🙋🙍💕🌸 his shirt 😍

Shut the fuck up

its human nature to want a bunch of small jars

someone make the outside of the car minecraft

No, you fools, you absolute incompetents, you should have used a TES game.

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

yesssss