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partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

Making out with someone and hearing them whine and whimper into your mouth is so so hot but so is whining/whimpering into someone’s mouth and feeling their lips curl into a smile as they chuckle at you between kisses, only encouraged to do more at your sounds.

God I love being a switch lol

i just fucking love playing hard into other peoples kinks i love it so much like oh honey im sorry i didnt know you had such a praise kink before i started gushing about how much i like how good a job you did, oh im sorry i didnt realise how much playing with your inner thigh while we were in public in front of our friends would mess with you, my fuckin dream job is being some kind of demon of lust sent to tempt people into fucking me

I should stress, the appeal here isnt in pleasing you per se, its in making you lust after me, it's to turn your mind to the desire to have sex with me, its to make you unable to think about anything else, its about using your deep secrets i shouldn't know and silly manipulable brain to make me the centre of your mind, thats why im a demon

lifting up an embarrassed trans girl's tented skirt to reveal her wet neopussy

lying in bed with ur pervert sister moaning and jerking off behind u after making u pull down ur underwear she says u can just ignore her amd keep looking at ur phone but its hard when shes rubbing against ur ass and reaching her hand around to feel ur bush and grab at ur tits but when u moan she calls u a pervert... ur able to keep being her toy laying there like this until her vibe suddenly dies and the last thing u hear is her desperate whine before she grabs ur hips really tight and starts humping u uncontrollably<3

lying in bed with ur pervert sister moaning and jerking off behind u after making u pull down ur underwear she says u can just ignore her amd keep looking at ur phone but its hard when shes rubbing against ur ass and reaching her hand around to feel ur bush and grab at ur tits but when u moan she calls u a pervert... ur able to keep being her toy laying there like this until her vibe suddenly dies and the last thing u hear is her desperate whine before she grabs ur hips really tight and starts humping u uncontrollably<3

lying in bed with ur pervert sister moaning and jerking off behind u after making u pull down ur underwear she says u can just ignore her amd keep looking at ur phone but its hard when shes rubbing against ur ass and reaching her hand around to feel ur bush and grab at ur tits but when u moan she calls u a pervert... ur able to keep being her toy laying there like this until her vibe suddenly dies and the last thing u hear is her desperate whine before she grabs ur hips really tight and starts humping u uncontrollably<3

I like knowing if you masturbate to me

u HAVE to tell me in detail every time u do<3

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

my maids dont do shit around here. they just smoke and play video games and jerk off right in front of me and ill be like can we pretend to dust things at least and they hold me down and put their cigarettes out on me. and i still pay them and everything

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

mutual masturbation with a friend "just to explore" but i end up too horny and pin my friend down and when i cum i shove it in her raw and knock her up oops...

cleavagegirl wants to send you a normal selfie

well you might be a cunning linguist but I'm a master debater