ciao

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

trust me, this time insulting the physical appearance of someone who'd be better critiqued for the ways they contribute to the horrible misery of the world will be effective praxis

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

the world's first fleshlight capable of feeling fear