avery

why am i not some musician’s cute girlfriend who takes pictures backstage at gigs and hangs around with the rest of his band and looks really fashionable and makes all his little fangirls jealous i hate everything

fuck all romance except whatever those 2 sports announcers on nintendogs had

i don’t think u guys need to be bullied but i do feel like a lot of y’all lack self awareness

i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid

just a girl trying not to rip her skin off 

today feels like a great day to move far away to the mountains and never come back, who’s with me

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

finally a good fucking shower thought

oh to be a 12-going-on-13 year old kid living in the pacific northwest sent to live at my great uncle’s house with my equally quirky twin in a small town where nothing is as it seems for the summer as i face monsters, cryptids, and the fear of growing up

so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

Or domestic labour by the age of 7

And they’re not a mini-mom for their siblings either

Or be your personal therapist.

They’re not here to live the life you wish you had.

The last one is important for sons, as well. Your children are not an extension of you.

i would survive a horror movie

the murderer shows up to my house and im just like sir your vibes are disgusting

pre-war bucky wasn’t a bad boy heartthrob he was a mama’s boy and a nerd don’t forget it

im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… 

busted from phineas and ferb > the entire beatles discography