Pez que nada contracorriente

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

The cleanomorph