being called baby makes me go “ !!! “ inside

watching cunk on earth while i wait for my sleep meds to kick in

putting philomena cunk on my hear me out cake

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

invading your dreams because i miss you

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

Getting traded and finding out on tumblr

getting optioned to AAA on an improvement plan

begging everyone this disability pride month to stop using just ‘CFS’ when you’re talking about myalgic encephalomyelitis (ME/CFS, because unfortunately ME is also just a word). CFS, chronic fatigue syndrome, completely misrepresents the full disease, making it seem like it’s just ‘tired all the time’. please look up dr fauci’s smear campaign against this illness and why CFS was chosen as a name.