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some old guy fell in the deep fryer and is holding up my burbger

ive been friends with this person for 4 years and they've been dating my partner for 2 months and when im talking about how im anxious that no one loves me all the time they go "i love you as a metamour, you're a great metamour" like can i just be your fucking friend???? can you love me as a friend??????? or does everything have to be defined in the context of us dating the same person now

"youre a great metamour" is not the compliment my partners partner thinks it is. like we were friends before u even knew my partner can we just be friends??????

wore my most fuckable fit out with my girlfriend tonight and didnt even get fucked. my life is so hard

i genuinely think using clanker, wireback, cogsucker etc has been good for society bc wdym these stereotypical boys in my class the other day mixed their meringues by hand because they 'couldnt rely on a clanker to do it for them'. nature is healing

its so beautiful that one of the oldest known extant groups is called the penis worms. nature at its finest